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Wife cuts our son’s sandwich down the middle, is that odd?

Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:58 am
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
4005 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:58 am
She cuts it right down the middle making two rectangles instead of corner to corner making triangles. I never noticed this before, I usually make the sandwiches for our oldest.

I think I might be married to a psychopath, I’m definitely sleeping with one eye open from now on, or am I, as she says the crazy one for cutting it into triangles.

The dishwasher loading thread has me questioning everything.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40513 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:59 am to
Divorce her NOW!!!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:59 am to
Your wife makes sandwiches...i’d say she’s probably a keeper
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:00 pm to
Pb&j gets a vertical cut.

Grilled cheese gets a diagonal.

Cold cuts can go either way.
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3964 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:00 pm to
She has definitely murdered before.

Cutting sandwiches like this a sign of a serial killer.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38758 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:01 pm to
DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW HARD BEING A MOTHER IS???????
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23201 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:01 pm to
You know the drill, pics of sandwich making wife.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64648 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:02 pm to
It's one of the first steps of anti-gender conditioning. Long story short, your son is going to be wearing panty hose by junior high.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:02 pm to
You're married to Nick Fury?


Sometimes I cut them rectangle, sometimes corners, sometimes into little triangles.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:02 pm to
You let her make and cut a sandwich today?? You’re never going to hear the end of this
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4589 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:03 pm to

Weird. She cuts mine corner to corner.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71179 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

Wife cuts our son’s sandwich down the middle, is that odd?




um...no
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30563 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:03 pm to
I don’t cut sandwiches at all. I make it and eat it. No need to make a cut.

Why do people cut their sandwiches?
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:04 pm to
Triangles taste so much better
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

instead of corner to corner making triangles.


What, are you Ward Clever, or Mr.Cunningham? Triangles? Yeah, when i was 3 years old they cut it like that.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

Triangles taste so much better


They do. And first bite should be out if the middle of the cut side.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:10 pm to
Diagonal only makes sense if you have square bread.
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12451 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:11 pm to
It’s odd that you think it’s odd. 7 billion other earthlings could give zero fricks.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

Triangles taste so much better


How would you cut a sandwich on not square bread?
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 12:16 pm to
Diagonal.

Not so subtle look at my sandwich post.
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