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re: Why the big interest in "tactical flashlights" ?

Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:50 am to
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:50 am to
quote:

You're driving across country. You get a flat tire in rural Missouri. At night. No moon. Pitch black. You take out your trusty rayovac plastic flashlight to change the tire. Some meth monkeys come out of nowhere. It was a booby trap. They set spikes in the road and now they're going to take everything you own and make you squeal like a pig. How long until anyone even knows you're dead? If only you'd had a TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT BAW!


No, you need a Trunk Monkey for that situation.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:51 am to
Tactical flashlight

Lol
Posted by TheGooner
Baton Rouwage
Member since Jul 2016
1278 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:51 am to
quote:

The Native Americans might say something different. As might the Asian Americans during WW2. So might those at Waco and Ruby Ridge. Not to mention the entire war of northern aggression.


Not to mention:
Shay's Rebellion
The Whiskey Rebellion
Frie's Rebellion
The Mormon War
The Bleeding Kansas Episode
The Homestead Strike
The Students at Kent State
The Dorr Rebellion

There's about 90 more
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:55 am to
Marketing.

Slap the word tactical, military-grade, industrial, etc on anything outdoor product and people will pay out of the arse for it.

I'm not saying these things are bad products, but paying $100 for a flashlight, $300 for an ice chest, or $80 for a multi-tool is easier to stomach when it's a tactical flashlight, an industrial ice chest, or a military-grade multi-tool.
Posted by KingSlayer
Member since May 2015
2888 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:57 am to
No attacks of civilians in 239 years? Sounds like the 2nd amendment is working as intended then.
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:59 am to
I have one because its a lot brighter than most flashlights. I use it when I take my dog out at night. I live in the country and like to be able to see what's roaming around in the yard.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76202 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:01 am to
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Tell that to the children at the branch dividian complex
Bad things were happening inside there.

Bad enough to do what the Feds did?

I dunno, but let's not kid ourselves that the Branch Davidians were like an Episcopal Women's Prayer group.

It was a larger scale of the 1985 MOVE assault in West Philadelphia (born & bred). We don't hear much about that event.

These "Invasions" by the Feds will happen again and some of them we will cheer because they'll be clear-cut preemptive strikes on inarguably bad groups.

For me in general these types of invasions get filed under "Goof balls play with fire and they get burnt."

My threat level of this happening to me is low as I pay my taxes and I don't frick 13 year-olds as the leader of a cult (like Koresh) so I'm not much of a target on the Feds' radar.
Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
3034 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:01 am to
No idea what makes it “tactical” but it’s small, bright, and strong. So I like it.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:06 am to
When I was in middle school if you didn't have a mag light you weren't shite.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36432 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:08 am to
quote:

Tell that to the children at the branch dividian complex and the terrorists at Ruby ridge


Fixed it for you, buddy!
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78046 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:09 am to
They double as indestructible weapons.

What's not to love?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:10 am to
They are awesome on firearms. Put that fricker on flicker and your attacker is screwed.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77716 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:11 am to
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the terrorists at Ruby ridge


Fixed it for you, buddy!


I can't remember if it was the young boy they shot in the back or the women holding an infant they sniped in the face that was a terrorist... refresh my memory please.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96257 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:18 am to
quote:

It was a larger scale of the 1985 MOVE assault in West Philadelphia (born & bred). We don't hear much about that event.


Every now and then you will - "'Member when the cops actually bombed people in Philly? Yeah, I 'member."
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33752 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:24 am to
We go camping quite a bit and they are kick arse when taking night-time hikes through the texas hill country.
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
6541 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:40 am to
quote:

They are awesome on firearms. Put that fricker on flicker and your attacker is screwed.


Or you could just choot'em
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Do we have that many Rambos out there? Never used to hear of them but for mags. Now it seems they r all over the place for sale.



you better get one

and an RFID blocking wallet
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
35931 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:44 am to
Because it has the word "Tactical" in the name.

Do you even Rainbow Six bro?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:45 am to
Mother frickers love flashlights. That's all I know. It seems like on one side of my family, during christmas when the guys do the whole white elephant thing, there are usually like 3+ flashlights as gifts and the people who get them sit around "oh this is a good flashlight. I can put this one in my boat and use the one I have in now to put in my shop in case the other 5 flashlights in there go out. Maybe I can't take one out of the shop and put in the boy's room. That's the only room in the house that doesn't have a good flashlight".
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62219 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:46 am to
You ever try to take on a pack of zombies at night without a tactical flashlight?

Good Luck!!!
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