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Why is the idea of a parallelogram foreign to Subway employees?

Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:44 pm
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38723 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:44 pm
Proper notes from sandwich school should look like this.



Ask them to flip one of the slices as seen in figure 2 and I bet they flip it 180 degrees horizontally instead of vertically.

This has been bothering me for decades. Happy to get it off my chest finally and just put it out there.
Posted by GermantownTiger
Member since Jan 2015
3337 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:45 pm to
Who they employ....
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34648 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:46 pm to
Subway is trash. Do yourself a favor and never go back
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:46 pm to
Ha!

He went to Jared’s!
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:47 pm to
they upcharge for proper cheese placement.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16535 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:48 pm to
The title of "artist" gives the sandwich maker free rein to do whatever the frick they want when placing cheese slices.
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 1:49 pm
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

He went to Jared’s!



Jared's cell already has a bunky...

Posted by TastyJibblets
North of I-10
Member since Jun 2018
665 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:52 pm to
So did you get that question right on the test or not?
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2289 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:53 pm to
Bet they know nothing of hyperbolic paraboloids either!

(x^2)/(a^2) - (y^2)/(b^2) = z/c

Also known as a Pringle
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57426 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:53 pm to
because they dont teach that at SU, Subway University.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3505 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:54 pm to
I stop at a nice little subway in a double wide when I make trips down to Port Sulphur for work.
The lady who is always working places my cheese properly. What a treat.
Posted by Tigerpaw123
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2007
17252 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:55 pm to
do you really think you can taste the difference?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65666 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

parallelogram


is that the new social media thing?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76170 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:55 pm to
Plus it’s about the only place left to eat in Port Sulphur. Place is dead.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Proper notes from sandwich school should look like this.



They'll use more cheese that way. The way they do it probably saves 1 slice per 6 inches of bread.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3505 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:12 pm to
That is definitely the truth.

Fortunately, I usually hit the area around lunchtime, so it works out.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76476 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

They'll use more cheese that way. The way they do it probably saves 1 slice per 6 inches of bread.


They use 3 slices of cheese per 6" regardless how its arranged.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20254 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:27 pm to
Who the frick are you to criticize a sandwich artist?!
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58035 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:33 pm to
IDGAF about how they put the cheese down. I just want them to go back to how they used to cut the bread with the v cut.



Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12078 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Bet they know nothing of hyperbolic paraboloids either!

(x^2)/(a^2) - (y^2)/(b^2) = z/c

Also known as a Pringle
Ah yes, another cheesy engineer joke.

And they wonder why physicists have to help them with their homework.
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