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Why is the idea of a parallelogram foreign to Subway employees?

Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:44 pm
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40903 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:44 pm
Proper notes from sandwich school should look like this.



Ask them to flip one of the slices as seen in figure 2 and I bet they flip it 180 degrees horizontally instead of vertically.

This has been bothering me for decades. Happy to get it off my chest finally and just put it out there.
Posted by GermantownTiger
Member since Jan 2015
3337 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:45 pm to
Who they employ....
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39643 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:46 pm to
Subway is trash. Do yourself a favor and never go back
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76131 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:46 pm to
Ha!

He went to Jared’s!
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179857 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:47 pm to
they upcharge for proper cheese placement.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18360 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:48 pm to
The title of "artist" gives the sandwich maker free rein to do whatever the frick they want when placing cheese slices.
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 1:49 pm
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

He went to Jared’s!



Jared's cell already has a bunky...

Posted by TastyJibblets
North of I-10
Member since Jun 2018
681 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:52 pm to
So did you get that question right on the test or not?
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2926 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:53 pm to
Bet they know nothing of hyperbolic paraboloids either!

(x^2)/(a^2) - (y^2)/(b^2) = z/c

Also known as a Pringle
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58613 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:53 pm to
because they dont teach that at SU, Subway University.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
4392 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:54 pm to
I stop at a nice little subway in a double wide when I make trips down to Port Sulphur for work.
The lady who is always working places my cheese properly. What a treat.
Posted by Tigerpaw123
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2007
17918 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:55 pm to
do you really think you can taste the difference?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

parallelogram


is that the new social media thing?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85479 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:55 pm to
Plus it’s about the only place left to eat in Port Sulphur. Place is dead.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Proper notes from sandwich school should look like this.



They'll use more cheese that way. The way they do it probably saves 1 slice per 6 inches of bread.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
4392 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:12 pm to
That is definitely the truth.

Fortunately, I usually hit the area around lunchtime, so it works out.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80723 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

They'll use more cheese that way. The way they do it probably saves 1 slice per 6 inches of bread.


They use 3 slices of cheese per 6" regardless how its arranged.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25787 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:27 pm to
Who the frick are you to criticize a sandwich artist?!
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61600 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:33 pm to
IDGAF about how they put the cheese down. I just want them to go back to how they used to cut the bread with the v cut.



Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Bet they know nothing of hyperbolic paraboloids either!

(x^2)/(a^2) - (y^2)/(b^2) = z/c

Also known as a Pringle
Ah yes, another cheesy engineer joke.

And they wonder why physicists have to help them with their homework.
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