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Why is it that women can never be on time?
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:06 pm
Every damn day. They don’t wanna wake up, you tell them where they need to be at what time, and it never fails, waiting on them getting ready, waiting on makeup, waiting on hair...old, young, teen, etc. what is it that make women lack the same concept of time and punctuality that normal men have?
I find myself purposefully telling them times 30 minutes to an hour earlier just so we can hopefully not be late.
What does it take to make a woman respect time?
I find myself purposefully telling them times 30 minutes to an hour earlier just so we can hopefully not be late.
What does it take to make a woman respect time?
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Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:08 pm to fr33manator
They can. They just won't look like you want them to look
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:08 pm to fr33manator
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time
Subtle three-dimensional being brag.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:09 pm to fr33manator
Told my fiancé we are leaving for the gym at 8:15 sharp this morning. Smash cut to 8:15 and she is actually sewing a hole in a dress she’s taking to the dry cleaners. Then of course gets mad when I ask what the frick. Womenz, gotta love em.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:10 pm to fr33manator
“How do I look?”
“You look great!”
“Stop lying.”
Another thirty minutes of makeup and hair time.
“You look great!”
“Stop lying.”
Another thirty minutes of makeup and hair time.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:13 pm to sammy762
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They just won't look like you want them to look
Let’s face it: that’s for them. I really don’t give a shite if she walks out the door with just a shower and blow drying her hair. She’s beautiful to me as is, but it takes an extra two hours for her to be ready.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:14 pm to fr33manator
Because they have pussy and thus have all the control.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:17 pm to fr33manator
Sounds like YOUR woman and maybe not all of them.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:19 pm to fr33manator
I lie to my wife about what time we need to leave so we'll be on time
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:20 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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Sounds like YOUR woman and maybe not all of them.
85%. My mother and sister fortunately weren’t like this thank god, but that’s because my Dad is utterly obsessed with timeliness and both put on minimal make up. But the girl I’ve been dating now, yep, she is exactly like Heidi from South Park where she’s always late and it drives me insane. Everything else is great about her, but it’s definitely the thing that drives me the most crazy.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:21 pm to fallguy_1978
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I lie to my wife about what time we need to leave so we'll be on time
You can’t do that all the time or else they’ll catch on. I do it once or twice a month when it’s important.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:21 pm to fr33manator
Because there are a lot of inconsiderate women who think that just because they’re women, they can get away with shite like that.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:23 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
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Because there are a lot of inconsiderate women who think that just because they’re women, they can get away with shite like that.
That’s the good thing about fat chicks is that they’re on time because they know they can’t get away with it.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:23 pm to OMLandshark
I have a deal with my wife.
If it’s something I care about then we’re on time, and if we’re late I’ll be ticked.
If it’s her gig, we can be as late as she wants.
If it’s something I care about then we’re on time, and if we’re late I’ll be ticked.
If it’s her gig, we can be as late as she wants.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:24 pm to JumpingTheShark
damn she woke up early to sow? 
she's probably a keeper IMHO
she's probably a keeper IMHO
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:24 pm to fr33manator
There are no repercussions so there is no care.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:26 pm to OMLandshark
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But the girl I’ve been dating now, yep, she is exactly like Heidi from South Park where she’s always late and it drives me insane. Everything else is great about her, but it’s definitely the thing that drives me the most crazy.
Start leaving her behind and she'll either dump you or get the message that punctuality is important to you and plan accordingly.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:26 pm to fr33manator
Yeah...my GF does the shite too. No concept of time at all. I use my time efficiently. She just hums along despite where we need to be. Pisses me off to no end.
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:27 pm to OMLandshark
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You can’t do that all the time or else they’ll catch on. I do it once or twice a month when it’s important.
I've been telling her that's 7 inches for 15 years. Probably why she has no depth perception too
Posted on 3/2/19 at 12:30 pm to Hangit
But if you really want to know why women on average have no sense of time, you have to understand how we worked before civilization. Men went out and hunted, and thus they had to have a good internal clock and good sense of direction. Men back then would go hunt 10 plus miles from the cave to bring back meat. Not to mention the wars men got in.
Meanwhile women didn’t go far from the cave and instead did local foraging. One thing they do better than us is recognizing colors which prevented us from being poisoned. It’s also why they’re obsessed with colors and designs, while men don’t give a single frick.
There’s no real evolutionary reason for women to be timely. That falls on the man, which the women’s standard role has made sure we’re all not poisoned on the home front.
Meanwhile women didn’t go far from the cave and instead did local foraging. One thing they do better than us is recognizing colors which prevented us from being poisoned. It’s also why they’re obsessed with colors and designs, while men don’t give a single frick.
There’s no real evolutionary reason for women to be timely. That falls on the man, which the women’s standard role has made sure we’re all not poisoned on the home front.
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