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Why is it that all women snore like an old man?
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:50 am
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:50 am
Every woman I've known whether mom or casual friend snore like a damn foghorn.
My SO is always upset I leave the room during the night, but when I tell her she sounds like a damn hog she gets all mad and insulted.
So I recorded her snoring and played it back. The god damn walls shake almost and this bitch is 37 years old. She doesn't even bitch or scream that loud while awake. The energy it takes to release such sounds seems she should be losing more weight than she is I told her from her Cross fit exercises.
Damn she gets mad.
How do end this fellas? I like her a lot, but damn I can't sleep in there.
My SO is always upset I leave the room during the night, but when I tell her she sounds like a damn hog she gets all mad and insulted.
So I recorded her snoring and played it back. The god damn walls shake almost and this bitch is 37 years old. She doesn't even bitch or scream that loud while awake. The energy it takes to release such sounds seems she should be losing more weight than she is I told her from her Cross fit exercises.
Damn she gets mad.
How do end this fellas? I like her a lot, but damn I can't sleep in there.
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 1:53 am
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Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:51 am to 187undercover
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How do end this fellas?
Pics?
She sounds fat af.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:54 am to Titus Pullo
A solid 6. She has lost a lot of weight and looks great now with a fat arse. Problem is how her weight loss doesn't equate to snore loss. Seems shite is getting worse. I wear ear plugs and all.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:58 am to 187undercover
quote:Won't be able to help you out without pics. Sorry.
looks great now with a fat arse.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 2:01 am to 187undercover
Sounds like it time to drag some nutz across her nose and mouth to stop the madness. You got this 
Posted on 11/15/19 at 2:46 am to 187undercover
My ex was in great shape and hot as frick but she snored like a god damn diesel freight train. I wouldn’t let her stay over on nights where I had shite to do the next day. It’s not something anyone could ever get used to.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 3:29 am to 187undercover
roll her over on her stomach
might as well piitb while she is in that position
might as well piitb while she is in that position
Posted on 11/15/19 at 3:54 am to 187undercover
My wife snores loudly as well. I've recorded her before and played it for her. All she did was smile like I showed her a picture of one of our kids.
I sleep heavily so it doesn't wake me up, but if I do wake up it is annoying
I sleep heavily so it doesn't wake me up, but if I do wake up it is annoying
Posted on 11/15/19 at 4:13 am to Beessnax
Send them to a Doctor to fix that. He can cut stuff out to stop that.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 4:55 am to 187undercover
Punch her in the nose and break it.
The surgery will cause changes
The surgery will cause changes
Posted on 11/15/19 at 5:00 am to 187undercover
Tell her to get a nose job.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 5:32 am to 187undercover
Sounds like it’s time to pull her around the back of the barn and take care of her, like old yeller. Trade her in for a new and younger model.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 6:46 am to 187undercover
Get her tested for sleep apnea. Loud snoring is a common symptom.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 6:51 am to 187undercover
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but when I tell her she sounds like a damn hog she gets all mad and insulted.
Noo way... she actually gets mad when you tell her that?
Posted on 11/15/19 at 6:51 am to 187undercover
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The energy it takes to release such sounds seems she should be losing more weight than she is I told her from her Cross fit exercises.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:25 am to 187undercover
She must be fat. I’ve never had a gf that snored
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:27 am to 187undercover
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Why is it that all women snore like an old man?
You like them big, more cushion for the pushin.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:30 am to Fat and Happy
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Punch her in the nose and break it.
The surgery will cause changes
Won't change a thing with her soft palate.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:48 am to 187undercover
Get a box fan for your side of the bed.
Problem solved and you won’t be able to live without it.
Problem solved and you won’t be able to live without it.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 7:54 am to 187undercover
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Why is it that all women snore
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Every woman I’ve ever known
Sounds like you know every woman on the planet. Impressive.
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