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re: Why girls love crossfit ( NSFW)

Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:09 pm to
Posted by 90proofprofessional
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:09 pm to
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Excuses are easy. Dedication takes discipline. If she sleeps 6 hours a night that leaves her 56 hours a week to get in 4 hours of cardio and 3 hours of weight training. Then her metabolism would be higher and she naturally have more energy.

nice
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:36 pm to
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A little bit about mid-workout female urination: Walk into any CrossFit box around the world and you’ll discover hundreds of women who admit to losing control of their bladder during movements like box jumps and double-unders.

Wendy admits that she hates the Filthy Fifty workout. “It’s terrible. It starts with box jumps and then jumping pull-ups. I always start that workout out wet and then have to ride it out for the next 20 minutes. It’s so uncomfortable.” Leyland suggests a muscular link between involuntary urination and exercise-induced climax.

“The pubococcygeus muscle controls urine flow and contracts during orgasm, as well as being involved in core stability, so any tendency for orgasm may be linked to this muscle,”Leylandsaid.
Posted by RedRifle
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:39 am to
My favorite part of this article.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:43 am to
Crossfit Friends

1st rule of crossfit...always talk about crossfit.
Posted by mostbesttigerfanever
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:51 am to
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Crossfit Friends

1st rule of crossfit...always talk about crossfit.


precisely why I'll never ever do it

additionally, the people that talk about it the most are the most unathletic d-bags on the planet
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:19 pm to
if your friend is vegan and does crossfit which do they mention first?

Anyway, everyone i know that does crossfit is always injured.
Posted by Lester Earl
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Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:20 pm to
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precisely why I'll never ever do it




yea, cause people who workout for a hobby, never talk about their hobbies.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
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Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:22 pm to
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yea, cause people who workout for a hobby, never talk about their hobbies.

i predict at least 3 threads today about supplements, what whey protein is best, when should i carb load, etc....

but someone mentions crossfit, and the board gets defensive.... it's pretty ridiculous....
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:22 pm to
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Anyway, everyone i know that does crossfit is always injured.


I call bs. I love the ignorant crossfit hate on here from people who know nothing about it
Posted by BugAC
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:28 pm to
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I love the ignorant crossfit hate on here from people who know nothing about it


And we love posting crossfit fail gifs....




Posted by Lester Earl
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Member since Nov 2003
291693 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:32 pm to
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i predict at least 3 threads today about supplements, what whey protein is best, when should i carb load, etc....

but someone mentions crossfit, and the board gets defensive.... it's pretty ridiculous....




yea i mean there has always been a stigma with gym goers that they may be too over bearing. Before Crossfit was even a thing.

Now people act like this is only confined to Crossfit now.


When it all basically comes down to human nature. People like to talk about things they are interested in, and especially when you share that in common with someone else. It's no different then the outdoor board talking about fishing or building kayaks, or the beer posters on the food board that are maniacal about drinking beer and taking pictures of it.
Posted by saint amant steve
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Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:45 pm to
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A little bit about mid-workout female urination: Walk into any CrossFit box around the world and you’ll discover hundreds of women who admit to losing control of their bladder during movements like box jumps and double-unders.

Wendy admits that she hates the Filthy Fifty workout. “It’s terrible. It starts with box jumps and then jumping pull-ups. I always start that workout out wet and then have to ride it out for the next 20 minutes. It’s so uncomfortable.” Leyland suggests a muscular link between involuntary urination and exercise-induced climax.

“The pubococcygeus muscle controls urine flow and contracts during orgasm, as well as being involved in core stability, so any tendency for orgasm may be linked to this muscle,”Leylandsaid.


I love women, but holy shite do they have some weird things going on with their bodies.
Posted by Hollywood
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:47 pm to
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Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:48 pm to
You signed up for Deep South this year, LE?

I'm on a team this year to help prepare for Wodapalooza in Jan.
Posted by torrey225
Member since Mar 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:50 pm to
Look at the women at crossfit. Not even 50% look like they are in amazing shape despite the fact that they are.

Diet is almost all she needs.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
291693 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 1:01 pm to
Possibly, I'm not big into the competition aspect really. Well I am but I'm not. Gymnastic shite blehhh
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 1:02 pm to
Assault Bike is a sponsor so it'll be used in an event somehow.
Posted by mastersleestak
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Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 8/14/15 at 2:17 pm to
No one has ever written an article about me for ejaculating at the gym. I just get "written up" and "banned".
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