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re: Why do we spend so much on coffins?

Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:29 am to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:29 am to
I'm getting buried in my Gulfstream V. Not the everyday Gulfstream, either. I'm getting buried in my FANCY one.
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3856 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:29 am to
I agree. We bury dogs in the dirt, why not us? Hell, my 120 lb lab mix died about 8 months ago and I had to drag him to his burial spot in the woods. He didn't mind..because he was dead.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74900 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:36 am to
you still have to pay for the coffin for the wake.
Posted by highpockets
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2015
2116 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Take a look at the cost of a funeral with a black owned company vs a company like Rabenhurst. It's about a third of the cost for the same service


Correct my dad did cremation and it was half the price of other companies.

My Mom, Wife and I will be donated to LSU...cost zero.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98760 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Correct my dad did cremation and it was half the price of other companies.


Sorry for your loss. How much was the cremation if you don't mind me asking.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:48 am to
Another whiny millennial thread about not wanting to do what he's supposed to do. Just buy the coffin and shut up, snowflake.
Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2818 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:50 am to
When we switched insurance providers a few years ago, our broker mentioned that the policy defaulted to ordering a coffin if the primary policy holder did not 'opt out' within a very short amount of time (24-48 hours I think?). They mentioned that this was fairly standard and said many families aren't thinking of this when they are dealing with death.

My family prefers cremation although I don't think it's possible to change the default on our policy now. If anyone knows more about this process, I'd be interested in hearing more.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45552 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:51 am to
Is there a way to rent a coffin for the service then just get tossed in a body bag or something for burial? If not someone should start a coffin rental company. All you'd need is a few coffins and a pressure washer.
Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2818 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:52 am to
Also to add to my post above, this cost apparently comes out of your life insurance policy which may be a reason why it's so expensive. Sort of a hidden cost since you are not directly paying for it. If I'm remembering correctly.
Posted by lv2bowhntAU
God's Country,a.k.a N. Alabama
Member since Jan 2011
3364 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:53 am to
And a healthy supply of those pine tree air fresheners and you're in business
Posted by SpeckledTiger
Denham Springs
Member since Jul 2010
1482 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Is there a way to rent a coffin for the service then just get tossed in a body bag or something for burial?


I think most states require a box of some sort for legal burial. You can rent a nice casket for the service and be buried in the basic box. Many times when you see a burial and they never take off the blanket/cover at the grave site, that's what the family has elected to do.
Posted by UPT
NOLA
Member since May 2009
6071 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:07 pm to
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:08 pm to
My ex who was in med school convinced me to donate my body to science because it's very rare for them to get to study someone with micropenis syndrome. I'm just glad the lil guy will finally get to satisfy someone
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:16 pm to
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For a burial even the pine box is a couple thousand, ridiculous


For my mom and dad at two different funeral homes the basic wood casket was around $600.00 and they still had a nice furniture quality mahogany finish.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:21 pm to
I've thought about it more and instead of being buried in the fancy Gulfstream, I think I want to just be thrown off of the top of a REALLY tall building; at least 100 floors. At the bottom, we'll lay out a 10x10 checkerboard pattern with tape and sell the squares for a grand a pop. Out of the proceeds, the first cut is going to be for the sanitation crew that's going to have to shovel me up. If I hit the grid, half of the remainder goes to the person who had the spot. If I miss the grid, half of the remainder will be refunded to all of the players. In any case, the rest will go to throw a massive Splat Party for everyone involved.

It'll be grand.
This post was edited on 9/12/17 at 12:22 pm
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23559 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

You're not gonna dig them up to get a look at them agai


This post was edited on 9/12/17 at 12:25 pm
Posted by jack6294
Greater Baton Rouge Area
Member since Jan 2007
4033 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:23 pm to
Wife's family owned a funeral home

Not complaining

Relaxing in life
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50047 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:33 pm to
If someone wants to spend thousands on a coffin more power to them but you are just wasting money IMO. It is interesting how funeral / services have changed over the last 20 years or so. It used to be that everyone had the wake the night before then a service the next day followed by the funeral. Nowadays it seems that more and more people are choosing the one day service and funeral or even just a service / wake at night and that is it.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13734 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 12:34 pm to
The death business pays a lot of money to State legislatures to pass some stupid laws to ensure they make money.


For example in Georgia it is a law that a body must be embalmed before it is cremated.


So even a simple cremation cost a few thousand.

Most of the time the body is embalmed and cremated in the same hour.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4793 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 1:00 pm to
why do we even bury bodies anymore? Cremation is where it's at.
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