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Why do some parents screw there kids by naming them something completely generic

Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:31 am
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111258 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:31 am
Yes, the travel ball names are ridiculous


But naming your kid John or Mark is better? Why not just same Baby Boy 1 and Baby Boy 2


Boring arse people


ETA: I see 5 Johns in here were pissed nobody remembered which John they were in 4th grade
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 10:47 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:33 am to
Because it makes sure your kids resume doesn’t end up in the shredder.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:33 am to
settle down Brayden
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6576 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:33 am to
I'm sorry your daughter sounds like a stripper.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111258 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:34 am to
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I'm sorry your daughter sounds like a stripper.

I also said travel ball trash names are a joke


But their is a happy medium between that and John
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
1033 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:35 am to
I have a semi-weird name and it doesn't use the traditional spelling. It sucks having to correct everyone's spelling of it. Doesn't help that my last name is even worse. It's a first name spelled in a backwards arse cajun-french way.
Posted by Wayne Kenoff
Member since Sep 2018
540 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:35 am to
I'm a traditionalist. Stick to Johnathon, William, Alexander, Joshua, Christopher, Tyrone, Ruth, Edith, Jennifer, Susan, Marilyn, Diamond, etc..
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:35 am to
It’s called tradition you coonass
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:35 am to
quote:

Why not just same Baby Boy


Hey, that was my son's name for the first 6 1/2 months
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:36 am to
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
64221 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:36 am to
After The Norman Conquest according to one tax roll around 50% of Tax payers were named William or John
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111258 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:36 am to
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Hey, that was my son's name for the first 6 1/2 months
Mine was "Oh my god how can you shite so much"
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:36 am to
What's wrong with biblical names? Too normal?
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:37 am to
Because any name that rhymes with Jaylen is a terrible fricking name
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111258 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:37 am to
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What's wrong with biblical names? Too normal?


I have a biblical name, just one that my parents thought about so I actually know they love me
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:37 am to
quote:

lsupride87


You must have a weird name.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38019 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:37 am to
if there is any justice in this universe, this thread should tie Slippy's down vote record.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111258 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:38 am to
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Because any name that rhymes with Jaylen is a terrible fricking name


Agreed. I even mentioned that in my OP......


It seems like Johns and Marks struggle at reading. May not want to hire those guys
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:38 am to
quote:

But naming your kid John or Mark is better?


What about JohnMark?
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111258 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:38 am to
quote:

You must have a weird name.
Not at all. First and Middle name are both common enough


I just wasnt one of the 11 johns in my class or 8 marks
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 9:40 am
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