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re: Why do some parents screw there kids by naming them something completely generic

Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:59 am to
Posted by CivilTiger83
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:59 am to
Passing on family names is one reason or using Biblical names is another. I had my grandfather's name, and it was a source of pride for me.

Curious why it bothers you so much? It just makes your little snowflakes stand out that much more.

If someone is looking at my child's name down the road on a resume and the name is unique to a lower socioeconomic class, that is probably going to bring baggage with it. Similarly if the child has a unique, snowflaky name like Apple, Zuma or Blue Ivy on their resume, my first unconscious thought was that this person is going to be a diva to work with, as their parents probably raised their children like they are the center of the universe.

There are good reasons to give your kids "boring" names.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:03 pm to
I want my child to easily be able to find his/her name on personalized items at a gift shop.


And I would want them to be set up to have a more successful life. Nobody is gonna take Jaxon seriously in the business world.

Also....cause those names are trashy as frick
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 12:05 pm
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:04 pm to
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Since 1880, a total of 2,237 boys have been given the name Harper while 19,322 girls were named Harper.
I am going to need a link showing there have only been 19,322 girls named Harper in the last 138 years


ETA: Just looked it up. There were 21,116 Harpers born last year in the US alone

LINK
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 12:14 pm
Posted by Antonio Moss
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 1:49 pm to
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Since 1880, a total of 2,237 boys have been given the name Harper while 19,322 girls were named Harper.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 1:53 pm to
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And I would want them to be set up to have a more successful life. Nobody is gonna take Jaxon seriously in the business world.

Yeah, people are upset that employers judge applicants based on names, but it's a reality. Prepare accordingly.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 2:01 pm to
Tyler is a shitty name. Shitty parent test failed.
Posted by Jimmydatiger
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 2:41 pm to
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Posted by Brazos
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:03 pm to
Biblical names fool
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:10 pm to
How the frick is this shitty thread still going? Sweet Jesus.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39817 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:19 pm to
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Biblical names fool



Biblical names always seemed like a weird term. Ephraim would be a biblical name but a name like Donald wouldn't, right?
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19468 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:28 pm to
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Biblical names always seemed like a weird term. Ephraim would be a biblical name but a name like Donald wouldn't, right?


I don't recall a Donald in the Bible, so no. Why is that a weird term? Either it's a name in the Bible or it's not
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39817 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:31 pm to
I feel like Biblical names would include names not necessarily in the bible but common to European cultures. Hence Alexander and Frederick. Hence it includes names not in the bible.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:42 pm to
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Hence Alexander

Hence would be a lovely name for our 3rd child
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39817 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:52 pm to
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Hence would be a lovely name for our 3rd child



I told you I wanted to name our 3rd child Xerxes, in case they become trans and want to scissor some people.

Our fourth can be named Henceforf, shortened to Hence.
Posted by CivilTiger83
Member since Dec 2017
2525 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:53 pm to
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I feel like Biblical names would include names not necessarily in the bible but common to European cultures. Hence Alexander and Frederick. Hence it includes names not in the bible.


I don't know where you get that impression, but that is not correct. Maybe because many families have some children with Biblical names, and others with common names?

If its in the Bible, it's a Biblical name. That is the one and only condition.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138895 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:58 pm to
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Our fourth can be named Henceforf, shortened to Hence.

I think we're going to spell it Hynce
Posted by Flyin'Cajun
Wiregrass, AL
Member since Dec 2011
1021 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:00 pm to
Well, it’s probably the same folks who struggle with there, their, and they’re.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39817 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:00 pm to
Of course. I'm going to name my kid Aceldama, since that would be a name (of a place) in the Bible.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39817 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:04 pm to
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I think we're going to spell it Hynce



Hynce seems short for Hymen, even though they are the same length. Hymen sounds like a great name for an accountant. Hymen Looseleaf bin Montoya de Tobaccowala.
Posted by lsuhunt555
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Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:05 pm to
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Exactly whose world is that?


A world who get irritated at the name John or David or Charles.
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