re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?

Nothing one perfectly placed roundhouse kick bouncing off the head of a fast moving ape can't fix.

Chuck Norris and Hawgsincebirth55 think you're a pussy.

REVIVE AND COME ALIVE

This is to remind everyone about this amazing thread

After watching the chimp crazy documentary I’ve changed my mind. A chimp would frick me up

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chimp crazy documentary

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Almost 6 years and you got pink pilled.

A human doesn't stand a chance in hell of beating a motivated, pissed off chimpanzee. Their best hope is to survive with enough mouth and nose left to breathe without a tube and enough fingers to open a pickle jar.

Chimps are different, and physical strentgth doesn't make a damn bit of difference. They play for keeps.

Take a listen to this:
Tooth and Claw Podcast, Chimpanzee Attack: Moe the Chimp has a Really Weird Birthday

That story is probably NSFW.

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Dude, a chimp at a chicks face off, eyeballs and all, once. She is so hideous, she always wears a hat with a veil covering her face. She was on Oprah. That chimp was her freaking PET! Chimps have old man strength and a larger chimp would rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.

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Wiki

The attack that stemmed from the Moe the Chimp fiasco is arguably much more gruesome than the woman you are talking about.

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NASCAR K&N Pro Series West driver St. James Davis and his wife, LaDonna, had a pet chimpanzee named Moe, whom they treated as if he were a child. After Moe bit several people, the city of West Covina, California, seized and placed him in an animal sanctuary near Bakersfield, California. St. James and LaDonna waged a long, unsuccessful legal battle to recover him.

On March 3, 2005, while at the sanctuary on one of their frequent visits with Moe, St. James and LaDonna were attacked by two young male chimpanzees named Buddy and Ollie: they had escaped their enclosures. In the ensuing attack, LaDonna lost her thumb, and St. James was brutally mauled, resulting in permanent disfigurement and missing extremities.

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Reading the Mike Tyson thread and whole true Mike would've got crushed by a gorilla there were people in the thread saying humans couldn't even beat a chimp. Seriously? Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up. It's even been proven humans are actually pound for pound stronger than chimps( at least top level humans). Why do people act as if humans have zero ability to fight animals without weapons? It's just silly and it's not like we cant still use our brains in the fight. Hell just the other day a Colorado soy boy choked out and killed an adolescent mountain lion. People on this board think animals are all just crazy strong for some reason. Its stupid

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St. James chimp attack

Whoever posted this is stupid. I think kids are getting dumber by the day.

I’ll have what this man is drinking

I'm not fighting a chimp, but I would put money on ....Alexander Karelin to take out a chimp. it's a matter of strength to weight ratio... Like African swallows to European swallows. (At c least this thread has solved the other burning question... What movie to watch tonight?)

ETA.male chimps range from 100 to 130 lbs

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I am calling bullshite that some elite heavyweight fighter or strongman or NFL offensive lineman in the 6’6” - 6’9” 300-350 range with an 80” reach would have no chance at all against a chimp in a fight to the death.

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That’s fine. You’re wrong. But you can think that all you want. Chimps are at or near the top of the list of animals that can massively frick you up. And they don’t even do it to kill usually…they sort of maul and rip/bite limbs and extremities off for fun. Pound for pound chimps are up there for most dangerous thing on the planet.