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Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:36 pm to lsupride87
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Sure
But going against a 250lb trained human is far worse odds for me than a 100-120 lb chimp
Yep...
A dude beat a mountain lion a few weeks ago, I like my odds against the chimp to the death over just beating Daniel Cormier...
No one is beating Cormier unless your name is Jon Jones
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:44 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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People on this board think animals are all just crazy strong for some reason. Its stupid
Andre the Giant in his prime would get fricked up by a Silverback Gorilla... They are ridiculously strong compared to the average human. You should go try to fight one though. RIP Harambe #dicksout4lyfe...
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:45 pm to IceTiger
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Yep...
A dude beat a mountain lion a few weeks ago, I like my odds against the chimp to the death over just beating Daniel Cormier...
The guy killed a 40-50 pound adolescent mountain lion and it was NATIONAL news.
Stop for a moment and let that sink in.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:47 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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where did it learn this? Chimps dont instinctively know how to dodge a punch or kick ? they're a while animal they are going to run straight in with no thought of getting kicked in the face.
I'm pretty sure every animal has a basic instinct to avoid getting kicked in the face.
With that basic instinct, the chimp then has a much higher proportion of fast twitch muscles to get out of the way.
I mean, does a human have to be taught that getting punched in the face is bad?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:53 pm to Rep520
quote:no but I promise you if jon Jones wanted to hit you in the face. He would hit you in the face
I mean, does a human have to be taught that getting punched in the face is bad?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:25 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:19 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Again, I am not arguing that any tom dick and hairy can take on a chimp
You did say this:
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I do think I could beat the frick out of just about any 4 foot tall 130 pound creature on this planet tho if it is by itself
Also, breed of peace says hi.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:46 pm to lostinbr
If a pit bull decides to jump on you while your drunk sitting on the couch he could easily frick you up if that little bitch comes sprinting at me from across the street i am going to soccer kick that motherfricker to the moon
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:47 pm to Rep520
I’m not sure that a kick in the head would stop the chimp from proceeding to bite your face off.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:48 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You might win a fight with a pit bull but I don’t know if a kick to the head will faze it
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:46 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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If a pit bull decides to jump on you while your drunk sitting on the couch he could easily frick you up if that little bitch comes sprinting at me from across the street i am going to soccer kick that motherfricker to the moon
Ever broke up a fight between 2 male dogs?
I could frick, fight, or kill you at my leisure... And braking up my two males who decided they just didn't like each other anymore left me with a hole through my right thumb, a puncture wound and tear in my right calf, and two bruised palms from the open hand hits I was landing on their heads. If at any point they would have decided to actually attack me, I'm confident I could have killed one with significant damage to one arm.
I'm not so sure someone with a 65 IQ would succeed.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:57 pm to X123F45
quote:I agree with all of this
at any point they would have decided to actually attack me, I'm confident I could have killed one with significant damage to one arm.
I'm not so sure someone with a 65 IQ would succeed
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:09 pm to X123F45
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If at any point they would have decided to actually attack me, I'm confident I could have killed one with significant damage to one arm.
What about the other one, though?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:44 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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at any point they would have decided to actually attack me, I'm confident I could have killed one with significant damage to one arm.
I'm not so sure someone with a 65 IQ would succeed
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I agree with all of this
I’m pretty sure you missed the point of that one...Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:55 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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What about the other one, though?
Hopefully watching his brother being beaten against the ceiling would distract him
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:19 pm to lostinbr
Oh I did I just refuse to lower myself to childish name calling
Posted on 2/22/19 at 11:17 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
We're you born in 1955?
Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:07 pm to Salamander_Wilson
No I was born in 1996
Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:12 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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No I was born in 1996
Well, that explains a lot. You're still young, dumb and think you're immortal. You'll learn, and I hope not the hard way.
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