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Why do men on here say the “love” their inanimate objects…insert truck, boat, etc.

Posted on 9/23/24 at 6:57 pm
Posted by LeeeroyJenkins
Member since Aug 2024
852 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 6:57 pm
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I love mine


Why do grown men say they “love” an inanimate object?

I never heard my Dad or Grandpa talk like that. Same kind of guys who say “we’re pregnant” or “we’re just saving up for that Disney cruise”

Please come back John Wayne.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 9/23/24 at 6:58 pm to
idk
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
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Posted on 9/23/24 at 6:59 pm to
I was the first to upvote you.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23223 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 6:59 pm to
Love is for figs.
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5820 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:00 pm to
I love that for you
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:00 pm to
Weird thread. You are a homo.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

Why do men on here say the “love” their inanimate objects…insert truck, boat, etc.
Because they have holes that, if I so chose, I could stick my cock in it.

It's only love if you can stick your cock in it. Otherwise it's like.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21122 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

Please come back John Wayne.

Also an inanimate object
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156543 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

I never heard my Dad or Grandpa talk like that.

Then you weren’t paying attention.
Posted by LeeeroyJenkins
Member since Aug 2024
852 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:02 pm to
Heresy
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11104 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:05 pm to
Men should be emotionally attached to their vehicles. Red blooded American boys DREAM of their first car or truck. When they finally get one, it's a seminal moment that changes their lives forever. A vehicle means freedom. It means exploration. It means adventure and endless possibilities.

For me that never ended. I've been emotionally attached to every vehicle I've owned. That same spiritual connection goes for bicycles, motorcycles, and boats.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134601 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:05 pm to
Would "really like" or "have a special affinity to" be better?
Posted by LeeeroyJenkins
Member since Aug 2024
852 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Would "really like" or "have a special affinity to" be better?


I will permit this my good man.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:08 pm to
So if I say "I love boobs"...is that gonna be a problem?


Do you not love boobs?



quote:

LeeeroyJenkins



I mean it's kind of like you just rushed in Willy-nilly and half cocked into this thing
This post was edited on 9/23/24 at 7:11 pm
Posted by LeeeroyJenkins
Member since Aug 2024
852 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:08 pm to
Son of a diesel mechanic and grandson of a lifelong dairy farmer. No, they did not talk like soyboys.
Posted by LeeeroyJenkins
Member since Aug 2024
852 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:09 pm to
Boobs are attached to an animate WOMAN, so this is allowed.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

When they finally get one, it's a seminal moment that changes their lives forever.
if by “one” you mean “pussy”, then yes
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156543 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Son of a diesel mechanic and grandson of a lifelong dairy farmer. No, they did not talk like soyboys.

Saying you love something isn’t soy boy.* And you sound stupid saying it does.






*unless it’s something like “I love dick” or “I love watching my wife bang dudes.”
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134601 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Boobs are attached to an animate WOMAN, so this is allowed




There are plenty of boobs I love attached to women I loathe.

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