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re: Why do men on here say the “love” their inanimate objects…insert truck, boat, etc.

Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:16 pm to
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8916 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:16 pm to
I think it’s just a hobby and a status symbol all in one dude. People get to brag on social media. Makes them feel good.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26623 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:16 pm to
I love lamp
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8459 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:18 pm to
A boat doesn't leave you in the middle of the night.


Posted by LeeeroyJenkins
Member since Aug 2024
852 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

A boat doesn't leave you in the middle of the night.


Worse…it can break down on you in the middle of the Atchafalaya.
Posted by LeeeroyJenkins
Member since Aug 2024
852 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

LeeeroyJenkins I mean it's kind of like you just rushed in Willy-nilly and half cocked into this thing


You get it…cheers.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11116 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

if by “one” you mean “pussy”, then yes


Without a way to get to the pussy, you better say hello to Rosy Palm.

Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8025 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

A vehicle means freedom


Dave Ramsey enters the chat.
Posted by patchesohoulihan_007
Member since Jul 2015
2799 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 8:30 pm to
Maybe just a figure of speech?
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23205 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 8:37 pm to
Because saying you like-like your bot is definitely more weird
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11116 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Dave Ramsey enters the chat.


In general I agree with his practical view on finances. But come on man, what's the point of living if you can't have a small bit of flare?

Who wants to slog through life driving a clapped out beater because it's paid for and gets good gas mileage? That shitbox is silently eating your soul and shrinking your ballsack.
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
6370 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 9:00 pm to
What's not to love about these two?

This post was edited on 9/24/24 at 6:53 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157344 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 9:04 pm to
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17620 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 9:06 pm to
It’s a figure of speech baw.



And a bumper sticker
This post was edited on 9/23/24 at 9:21 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157344 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

Red blooded American boys DREAM of their first car or truck
For going on a decade I've been reading how young people place far more importance in having a cell phone than a car

Your cell phone can't get you out of the house and away from your parents on a Saturday Night.
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1762 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 9:29 pm to
You've obviously never been a very good putter!
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8025 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Who wants to slog through life driving a clapped out beater because it's paid for and gets good gas mileage?


I’ll tell Dave I drive a 1989 ford ranger and it’s paid for. What I won’t tell him is that it’s rolling on 33s with a 4” lift. The shitbox Toyota tundra with 250k miles, that’s my daily driver Dave. And no I’m not selling my ranger to pay off some other bullshite.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196549 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 9:38 pm to
How many people have said I love my Fleshlight so far ?

20?
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18518 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 9:39 pm to
This board is infested with so many bleeding little twats that bitch, whine, and cry about the most trivial stuff.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8109 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 10:56 pm to
Uhhhhh…cause those things are awesome?
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
57853 posts
Posted on 9/23/24 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

Son of a diesel mechanic and grandson of a lifelong dairy farmer. No, they did not talk like soyboys.


So “love” to you is just some thing sissies say?

Tell us more about your deep seated emotional issues you are fighting to keep repressed.
This post was edited on 9/23/24 at 11:08 pm
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