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Why do kids always have to say such creepy shite?
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:49 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:49 am
Last night while putting my daughter to bed, she started complaining about her bad dreams. I tell her dreams are not real and that she has nothing to be afraid of, to just think happy thoughts when she has a bad dream, etc.
She replies with...
"No Daddy, sometimes my bad dreams are real. They come in the house and stand next to my bed and watch me sleep."
WTF.
She replies with...
"No Daddy, sometimes my bad dreams are real. They come in the house and stand next to my bed and watch me sleep."
WTF.
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:50 am to Salmon
Congrats on the possessed kid 
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:50 am to Salmon
She's possessed obviously.
ETA. Got dammit
ETA. Got dammit
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 7:51 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:50 am to Salmon
The Old Hag
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 7:52 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:50 am to Salmon
Your kid is trolling you....awesome 
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:51 am to Salmon
quote:
"No Daddy, sometimes my bad dreams are real. They come in the house and stand next to my bed and watch me sleep."
Wow, my son said the same thing when I tucked him in last night too...
He's 19 though and was high as shite.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:51 am to Salmon
You need a young priest and an old priest
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:52 am to Salmon
Yea that would freak me the frick out
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:52 am to Salmon
Holy crap.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:53 am to Salmon
If you put an extra lock on your door, it would help keep Skillet out.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:53 am to Salmon
quote:
"No Daddy, sometimes my bad dreams are real. They come in the house and stand next to my bed and watch me sleep."
Lol my daughter says that shite all the time.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:53 am to Salmon
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:54 am to Salmon
It's called sleep paralysis, pretty common. Sucks though.
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 10:34 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:55 am to Salmon
She is probably experiencing some sort of combination of lucid dreaming or sleep paralysis.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:56 am to Salmon
She's your offspring, what do you expect?
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:57 am to Salmon
do you happen to have any Holy Water present and accounted for because you might need the power of Christ to compel her.
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 7:57 am
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:57 am to Salmon
They're here.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:57 am to ell_13
I up voted ya 
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:02 am to TbirdSpur2010
The other night my 2 year old stood at the front door waving and saying "bye" over and over. Fun times!
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:02 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Yea, sleep paralysis is a mofo! I used to have the worst dreams ever. Also had a recurring dream where Freddy Kruger would chase me around a couch and would cut me. It would actually hurt when he cut me and then I would wake up. Still don't watch any Freddy movies.
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