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re: Why do cute girls mostly talk to you during the 2% of your life that you're not ready?

Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:16 am to
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43482 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:16 am to
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
25612 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:17 am to
quote:

I only ever get hit on while I'm in horribly dirty work clothes, and it usually doesn't register to me because I'm just in a mood to want pay for my beer or whatever and go home.

You consider that being hit on when the racetrac cashier tells you youre total?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92366 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:18 am to
quote:

You consider that being hit on when the racetrac cashier tells you youre total?



well, yeah, sure
Posted by Palmetto98
Where the stars are big and bright
Member since Nov 2021
2145 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:21 am to
They talk to me all the time op
Posted by Gings5
Member since Jul 2016
11659 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:22 am to
I enjoy the persona you portray on this site.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:25 am to
quote:

You consider that being hit on when the racetrac cashier tells you youre total?
She distinctly said “For 69”.

So yeah!
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
4666 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:29 am to
Your posts are some of my favorite things on the internet. The subsequent replies to them are a close second.

It's an art. Mate.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 8:30 am
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
15770 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:30 am to
all she did was like your shirt, nothing more, probably would have said she has a boyfriend
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18094 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:31 am to
quote:

after a back / bi workout and steam / sauna


What is it about the OT dudes and saunas?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98956 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:47 am to
Helps me sweat out a good hangover
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104096 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:48 am to
“Bi workout” at the gym? What was his name?
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13993 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:49 am to
quote:

A chica probably 15 years my junior


Probably actually a pendejo who wanted to give you their butt fungus.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:51 am to
Chris Angel isn't a 'unit'
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26073 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:52 am to
FIFY

quote:

I was leaving the trailer park rec center after a game of pool and I was walking out barefoot because I don't wear shoes around the park (also, I'm trying to dry out the corns on my feet, so I suppose was feeling insecure or something).

On my way out this cute junior high girl who was smoking cigs by the dumpster says "nice shirt" in reference to the Rebel flag/NASCAR tank top I have on. I say "thanks" and continue to the car on account of my bare feet. In hindsight I realize I looked like an absolute unit to her - walking out at 5 6 barefoot in a pit stained t-shirt in Zwolle.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 9:13 am
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11295 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 9:10 am to
Pretty good post, HawgSinceBirth.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102789 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:58 am to
quote:

suppose was feeling insecure or something.


This is your problem.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6827 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 12:09 pm to
Pretty large leap to go from a throwaway line of “nice shirt” to getting the girls number

Edit: on second thought, naw, you’re right. She definitely wanted your dick
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 12:10 pm
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24837 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

Instead of a bi workout, it sounds more like a full gay workout. You sound like a huge beta.

Well he does live in Portland and has posted multiple pictures of his clothes on here. So probably
Posted by geauxjuice
t(-.-t)
Member since Jan 2007
4420 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 12:18 pm to
i fricked her already

in a bernie shirt
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 12:21 pm
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
3639 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 12:52 pm to
Doesn’t mean she wants you dawg is ya got no game. From personal experi
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