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Why do cute girls mostly talk to you during the 2% of your life that you're not ready?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:03 am
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:03 am
I swear to God, it's one of the great mysteries of life. I used to comfort myself by saying "just learn from it, mate. Be ready. next time". And perhaps I've gotten better at it, but not much.
Tonight it happened again. I was leaving the racquet club after a back / bi workout and steam / sauna and I was walking out barefoot on account of the clear iodine I'd just put on my fungus toenails, so I suppose was feeling insecure or something.
On my way out this cute 20-something chick says "nice shirt" in reference to the "LIONS NOT SHEEP" tank top I have on. I say "thanks" and continue to the car on account of my bare feet. In hindsight I realize I looked like an absolute unit to her - walking out at 6'1.5" barefoot in a right wing t-shirt in Portland. She would not know about my toenails, who the frick knows or even cares but me? Nobody can see that they aren't even that bad. If this had happened literally any other time during the past week I'd have been all over it and chatted her up.
I fricking LIVE for moments like this, and somehow I didn't even start kicking myself until I was pulling into my driveway. She was probably guest of the club as well, not a member since I didn't recognize her and there was a USTA tournament going on, so I'll likely never see her or have the chance to chat her up again.
A chica probably 15 years my junior trying to engage me and I say "thanks" and keep walking. Crazy. I put in so much work getting dates with girls 5 to 8 years older than her and less attractive and then I frick up on organic situations like this. Oof.
Learn from my mistakes, mates - even if I continue to fail to.
Tonight it happened again. I was leaving the racquet club after a back / bi workout and steam / sauna and I was walking out barefoot on account of the clear iodine I'd just put on my fungus toenails, so I suppose was feeling insecure or something.
On my way out this cute 20-something chick says "nice shirt" in reference to the "LIONS NOT SHEEP" tank top I have on. I say "thanks" and continue to the car on account of my bare feet. In hindsight I realize I looked like an absolute unit to her - walking out at 6'1.5" barefoot in a right wing t-shirt in Portland. She would not know about my toenails, who the frick knows or even cares but me? Nobody can see that they aren't even that bad. If this had happened literally any other time during the past week I'd have been all over it and chatted her up.
I fricking LIVE for moments like this, and somehow I didn't even start kicking myself until I was pulling into my driveway. She was probably guest of the club as well, not a member since I didn't recognize her and there was a USTA tournament going on, so I'll likely never see her or have the chance to chat her up again.
A chica probably 15 years my junior trying to engage me and I say "thanks" and keep walking. Crazy. I put in so much work getting dates with girls 5 to 8 years older than her and less attractive and then I frick up on organic situations like this. Oof.
Learn from my mistakes, mates - even if I continue to fail to.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 2:13 am
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:06 am to SirWinston
No one believes you. The only thing that might be true is your nasty arse foot.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:08 am to SirWinston
quote:
6'1.5"
who the hell over 6' tall lists a half inch in their hight - you're 6'1 dude - probably 5'11" barefoot
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:09 am to cable
Well I'm a tad over 6-1 mate - high AF and just pouring my heart out here on TD.
It's all true, honest injun.
It's all true, honest injun.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 2:15 am
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:10 am to UncleRuckus
I have no excuses mate I should have gotten this girls number and then I'd be cooler than you. but I didn't and so I'm not.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 2:15 am
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:17 am to SirWinston
What’s wrong w your foot, baw?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:35 am to SirWinston
quote:
"LIONS NOT SHEEP"
Guess we know which one you are and it ain't the feline.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:42 am to SirWinston
You should really be doing better with American girls just based on your accent.
Your neuroticism may be holding you back.
Your neuroticism may be holding you back.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:51 am to SirWinston
quote:
In hindsight I realize I looked like an absolute unit to her
You misspelled eunuch.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:51 am to SirWinston
quote:
walking out at 6'1.5" barefoot
translation - I'm 5'8" barefoot and I didn't have my "lifts" in my shoes that make me 5'10".
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:52 am to SirWinston
I only ever get hit on while I'm in horribly dirty work clothes, and it usually doesn't register to me because I'm just in a mood to want pay for my beer or whatever and go home.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:53 am to SirWinston
You should have just married her. I mean what were you thinking?
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 3:55 am
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:09 am to mattchewbocca
Yeah. Is the 2% me being married?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:51 am to SirWinston
quote:
walking out at 6'1.5" barefoot
So, you're 5'10" on a good day.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:52 am to SirWinston
Are you Australian? If not quit saying mate
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:52 am to SirWinston
You're NEVER going to be ready.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:16 am to SirWinston
Dude, we know you're gay. You don't have to make posts like this to try to pretend otherwise.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:44 am to SirWinston
I only seem to have a women show any interest when I am with my wife…happens 2 times a year
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:44 am to efrad
Instead of a bi workout, it sounds more like a full gay workout. You sound like a huge beta.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:09 am to SirWinston
This post makes me want to punch your fricking face. I hope that fungus gets into your bloodstream. Also, you are lying.
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