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Why do cute girls mostly talk to you during the 2% of your life that you're not ready?

Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:03 am
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81839 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:03 am
I swear to God, it's one of the great mysteries of life. I used to comfort myself by saying "just learn from it, mate. Be ready. next time". And perhaps I've gotten better at it, but not much.

Tonight it happened again. I was leaving the racquet club after a back / bi workout and steam / sauna and I was walking out barefoot on account of the clear iodine I'd just put on my fungus toenails, so I suppose was feeling insecure or something.

On my way out this cute 20-something chick says "nice shirt" in reference to the "LIONS NOT SHEEP" tank top I have on. I say "thanks" and continue to the car on account of my bare feet. In hindsight I realize I looked like an absolute unit to her - walking out at 6'1.5" barefoot in a right wing t-shirt in Portland. She would not know about my toenails, who the frick knows or even cares but me? Nobody can see that they aren't even that bad. If this had happened literally any other time during the past week I'd have been all over it and chatted her up.

I fricking LIVE for moments like this, and somehow I didn't even start kicking myself until I was pulling into my driveway. She was probably guest of the club as well, not a member since I didn't recognize her and there was a USTA tournament going on, so I'll likely never see her or have the chance to chat her up again.

A chica probably 15 years my junior trying to engage me and I say "thanks" and keep walking. Crazy. I put in so much work getting dates with girls 5 to 8 years older than her and less attractive and then I frick up on organic situations like this. Oof.

Learn from my mistakes, mates - even if I continue to fail to.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 2:13 am
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7657 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:06 am to
No one believes you. The only thing that might be true is your nasty arse foot.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9648 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:08 am to
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6'1.5"


who the hell over 6' tall lists a half inch in their hight - you're 6'1 dude - probably 5'11" barefoot
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81839 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:09 am to
Well I'm a tad over 6-1 mate - high AF and just pouring my heart out here on TD.

It's all true, honest injun.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 2:15 am
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81839 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:10 am to
I have no excuses mate I should have gotten this girls number and then I'd be cooler than you. but I didn't and so I'm not.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 2:15 am
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71471 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:17 am to
What’s wrong w your foot, baw?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25670 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:35 am to
quote:

"LIONS NOT SHEEP"


Guess we know which one you are and it ain't the feline.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89551 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:42 am to
You should really be doing better with American girls just based on your accent.

Your neuroticism may be holding you back.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 2:51 am to
quote:

In hindsight I realize I looked like an absolute unit to her



You misspelled eunuch.
Posted by IMATIGERFAN
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2007
1285 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:51 am to
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walking out at 6'1.5" barefoot

translation - I'm 5'8" barefoot and I didn't have my "lifts" in my shoes that make me 5'10".
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
7843 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:52 am to
I only ever get hit on while I'm in horribly dirty work clothes, and it usually doesn't register to me because I'm just in a mood to want pay for my beer or whatever and go home.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5388 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:53 am to
You should have just married her. I mean what were you thinking?
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 3:55 am
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3262 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:09 am to
Yeah. Is the 2% me being married?
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:51 am to
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walking out at 6'1.5" barefoot



So, you're 5'10" on a good day.
Posted by RustonTiger
Ruston
Member since Jan 2011
989 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:52 am to
Are you Australian? If not quit saying mate
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34685 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:52 am to
You're NEVER going to be ready.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18645 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:16 am to
Dude, we know you're gay. You don't have to make posts like this to try to pretend otherwise.
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3937 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:44 am to
I only seem to have a women show any interest when I am with my wife…happens 2 times a year
Posted by CityChamp56
Grande Isle
Member since Jun 2022
60 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:44 am to
Instead of a bi workout, it sounds more like a full gay workout. You sound like a huge beta.
Posted by TomballTiger
Htown
Member since Jan 2007
3770 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:09 am to
This post makes me want to punch your fricking face. I hope that fungus gets into your bloodstream. Also, you are lying.
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