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re: Why do cigarette smokers get to take 10,000 breaks?

Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:33 am to
Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6474 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:33 am to
Suicide breaks.... comment on their odor when they come back.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22454 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:34 am to
When I was in Basic training the non smokers had to pick up the butts from all the smokers. Guess who started smoking.
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
17210 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:34 am to
The company I work for banned smoking on any of their property world wide. The smokers get to go drive down the road and smoke while non-smokers are left to do work. If they went smoke on their 2 allotted breaks it would be ok but those bastards leave every hour for at least 15-20 minutes to go puff cancer sticks. Time should be docked but of course that wouldn't be inclusive.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21951 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:37 am to
Then tell them you started smoking and take a ride down the street. Or you could just continue to bitch about the smokers taking breaks you can’t get.
This post was edited on 9/17/19 at 6:38 am
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25102 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:42 am to
Uh, since when can you smoke in basic?
Posted by Hurricane Mike
Member since Jun 2008
20059 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:03 am to
Somebody definitely chewed your arse at some point for taking too many smoke breaks
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:07 am to
quote:

gotta love it when the smoking boss lets all the smokers take 5 minute breaks every hour but he won't let the non trashy non smokers stop and talk to a coworker for 5 minutes once aday with him making a comment


You people work in cubes?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4240 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:26 am to
I went to my boss a few years back and made a proposal.

"We still offer smoke break, right? Right. So they still get an additional lunch break, right? Right. Well I want my smoke break in the form of an extra 45 minutes on top of my lunch hour so I can work out."

He hemmed and hawed. Didn't really have an answer to, "so let me get this straight. You're ok with giving employees a break to kill themselves but not to make themselves healthy?"

It's been a really nice hidden job perk ever since.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2520 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:29 am to
Back in the good ole days, I made it a rule not to hire smokers due to their constant need for breaks and fatties due to their constant need for food. Worked for a good while too.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:33 am to
I won't hire a smoker or anyone who vapes.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17696 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:36 am to
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This post was edited on 6/23/22 at 7:25 am
Posted by PawnMaster
Down Yonder
Member since Nov 2014
1673 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:40 am to
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I won't hire a smoker or anyone who vapes.


You don't hire anyone, period.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21951 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:55 am to
Nah baw I don’t smoke.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 8:04 am to
I don’t smoke but I work with a lot of smokers. I realize after reading this thread most of yall are teenage girls but the smokers I work with are nothing like what’s portrayed in here. They all work hard and seldom take breaks.
Posted by rallyTiger
Member since Apr 2016
867 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 8:06 am to
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I don’t carry trays anymore

Sure you don't buddy
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30481 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 8:08 am to
Never understood it either

A couple of the older ladies here burn a pack a day, watch them go by and smoke 2 every hour.

One of them is our controller and one time she didn't have my paycheck ready when I took off for lunch. If your smoke breaks are stopping me from getting paid, yeah son, it's a problem. I don't even live paycheck to paycheck, but I know 1 or 2 in the office that does. People don't play when it comes to money.
Posted by rallyTiger
Member since Apr 2016
867 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 8:08 am to
quote:

I won't hire a smoker or anyone who vapes.


Ok shift leader at McDonald's
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21523 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 8:12 am to
My dad said the really smart/lazy workers on a crew when he was a kid would roll their own cigarettes.

Stop working, lean on shovel, fish out the papers and tobacco, measure tobacco onto paper, roll it just so, and put pouches back. Presto, you got yourself an extra minute or two break per smoke.
Posted by TheCurmudgeon
Not where I want to be
Member since Aug 2014
1481 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 8:24 am to
I worked at a welding/machine shop to put myself through college. At 18-22 years old I was paid $1.00/hr than the 40+ year old guys. Owner wasn't hesitant to explain why:

"He doesn't stop and take a smoke and look at the steel he's laid out. He doesn't stop and take a smoke and look at the rig after he tacks it up. He doesn't stay out on the dock for a smoke after unloading steel from a truck. You stop smoking on my time and I'll bump your pay." Some guys did.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19458 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 8:25 am to
It’s just so pathetic that without that little cancer stick you can’t handle a stressful situation or go 15 minutes without one. I just can’t stand that addictive personality type. Same goes with people that have to drink themselves stupid every damn day after work.
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