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re: Why can't old people conduct an ATM transaction in under 30 minutes?
Posted on 5/18/19 at 8:29 pm to ClientNumber9
Posted on 5/18/19 at 8:29 pm to ClientNumber9
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Posted on 5/18/19 at 8:30 pm to ClientNumber9
Who still uses atm's?
Posted on 5/18/19 at 8:33 pm to ClientNumber9
Boomers are retarded. They lack common sense
Posted on 5/18/19 at 8:34 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Who still uses atm's?
I do sometimes when I need a tip for Piccadilly breakfast.
Chase Atms have gotten ridiculously slow. Takes 10 seconds to bring up the pin screen.
They should all be done by phone now. Then You drive up and tap it like the pay apps do. It knows what you want and spits the fricking money out or opens for deposit.
This post was edited on 5/18/19 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 5/18/19 at 8:34 pm to ClientNumber9
ATM’s are easy. Ask an old timer to get a drink in those new touch screen soft drink dispensers and all hell breaks loose
Posted on 5/18/19 at 8:43 pm to ClientNumber9
Boomers aren't the greatest generation. Boomers' parents were the greatest generation. Get your generations right.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 9:00 pm to ClientNumber9
It is obvious your account balance is so low that your transaction doesn't activate the 3 minute automated inquiry from the ATM that seeks to determine if there is any way the bank can accumulate as much money in their accounts as you have.
Most of the time, my slip is three inches longer so that it has the room to print out my balance.
I feel sorry for you. Learn to handle your money, make better investments and someday you may reach the account levels that activate this feature.
This is not to infer I think you will ever make it.
Sorry Grasshopper.
Most of the time, my slip is three inches longer so that it has the room to print out my balance.
I feel sorry for you. Learn to handle your money, make better investments and someday you may reach the account levels that activate this feature.
This is not to infer I think you will ever make it.
Sorry Grasshopper.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 10:20 pm to ClientNumber9
How fricking old are you that you still use ATMs?
Posted on 5/18/19 at 10:23 pm to MeridianDog
MD , I don’t think I’ve ever seen you roast someone? 
That’s awesome.
That’s awesome.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 10:51 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Who still uses atm's?
I'm gonna go with "people who need cash".
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:08 pm to LouisianaLady
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Louisiana Lady
I try not to make this public, but I am the Guinness World Record Holder in time required to make an ATM transaction. 13.4 seconds, 300 dollar withdrawal, plus one check deposited.
That kid needs to wipe his nose and stay off my grass.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:04 am to MeridianDog
When ATMs where like a pong game, they were fast as frick. Now they have a bunch of bullshite fancy graphics and options that slow them down.
I swear I could get $200 in less than 30 seconds 20 years ago. Now, it takes it 15 seconds to spool up pretty pictures after I enter my PIN.
God damn, just give me my fricking money. I’m not here to be entertained by the creativity of of some nerd in the Capital One ATM programming department.
I swear I could get $200 in less than 30 seconds 20 years ago. Now, it takes it 15 seconds to spool up pretty pictures after I enter my PIN.
God damn, just give me my fricking money. I’m not here to be entertained by the creativity of of some nerd in the Capital One ATM programming department.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:06 am to kywildcatfanone
quote:almost everyone
Who still uses atm's?
Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:31 am to Yat27
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Are you really talking shite about people born in the 1920s because they're not good with technology?
How is that different from people here talking shite about those born in the 1990s because they're not good with obsolete technology? OMG they don't know how to use a rotary phone! Idiots!
Posted on 5/19/19 at 1:42 am to ClientNumber9
One day, if you’re lucky enough to live a long life, you will be old. You may have some health issues. Maybe you’d just like to get rid of any kind of people who cause you inconveniences.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:43 am to Twenty 49
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When ATMs where like a pong game, they were fast as frick. Now they have a bunch of bull shite fancy graphics and options that slow them down.
That is dumb. Sorry. But it is.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 8:26 am to kywildcatfanone
quote:
Who still uses atm's?
I don't like using Venmo for nose beers
Posted on 5/19/19 at 10:03 am to ClientNumber9
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Greatest generation my arse.
....and you and yours have done, like...what? Came up up with 'safe-spaces'?
Posted on 5/19/19 at 10:12 am to goldshellback
The frickin OT bitches about people who carry cash, write checks, or use an ATM.
Therefore, frick the OT.
Therefore, frick the OT.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 11:10 am to goldshellback
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and you and yours have done, like...what? Came up up with 'safe-spaces'?
seriously?
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