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Why can't old people conduct an ATM transaction in under 30 minutes?

Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:39 pm
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9316 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:39 pm
Greatest generation my arse. Why are you so confused and helpless when charged with the simple task of pulling $40 from your checking account? It's not like this is new technology;ATMs have been part of society for 30+ years now.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35043 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:42 pm to
The new live teller shite my bank has now has made it 100 times worse.
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:44 pm to
That’s offensive to old people whack this thread. More offensive then talking about how blind people know when they are done wiping after they poop.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65776 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:44 pm to

You punks couldn't last a week in the 70's and 80's.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:44 pm to
If I pull up to my bank and the person at the atm is over 65, I just go down the street and pay the fee somewhere else.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34519 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:48 pm to
Because when you get old you can't fricking see anymore and the arthritis in your hands makes it hard to perform manual tasks. Can't wait for it to happen to you too!
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

If I pull up to my bank and the person at the atm is over 65, I just go down the street and pay the fee somewhere else.


Good, do that. I can use a extra $3 every time you do it.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:50 pm to
Are you really talking shite about people born in the 1920s because they're not good with technology?
Posted by McVick
Member since Jan 2011
4467 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

You punks couldn't last a week in the 70's and 80's.


Upvoted because this would literally require the invention of a time machine and a desire to go back in time to the 70s and 80s.

You sound like Uncle Rico.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20446 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:51 pm to
Yeah but when you're that old, you're also retired and have the whole day to yourself to do something. I, on the other hand, am still working and have a small window to do shite. So get out of my way and go inside to conduct your business, gramps.
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2464 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:53 pm to
You can’t see the 32” screen on the ATM???
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:55 pm to
At what age do you consider old?
Posted by BengalBen
Midwest
Member since May 2008
2225 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:57 pm to
You’ll be old one day and some 20 something will talk shite to you because you’re slow. Sorry you’re too caught up with yourself to realize that.
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:58 pm to
There is a certain demographic that I hate to get behind at the ATM. They roll their eyes and act like the bank stole their money when the ATM basically tells them they ain’t got no damn money til the 1st.
Posted by CoachMoorGut
Member since Sep 2018
725 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

At what age do you consider old?


If you have to ask . . .
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62797 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:00 pm to
Who still uses ATMs?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19245 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:00 pm to
Because you touch yourself at night.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
20418 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:02 pm to
haha just happened to me seems like it was the fellas first time at the ATM
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43557 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:03 pm to
Black people are the worst at an atm for some reason.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:03 pm to
Oh, I know I’m old but I also know how to use an ATM in under 5 mins. I was curious at what age he thought was “old”
This post was edited on 5/18/19 at 7:04 pm
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