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Why aren't women good at sarcasm when they say they are really sarcastic?
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:33 am
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:33 am
And they say they have a good sense of humor.
It's like they don't understand rules of sarcasm.
1) it has to be slightly true
2) it has to make sense to the person you're talking to
3) it needs to end at some point to know it's "over"
Women don't know how to do this.
They use sarcasm as a way of "putting themselves out there" so they can quickly retreat behind the sarcasm facade if what they did didn't go over well.
I don't have a problem with them using sarcasm as a mechanism for reaction to BIG leaps of faith or questions...but when it's used for everything because they question everything? No.
There needs to be a time that you just are who you are and you say the shite you mean. It's impossible to communicate when there's no end in sight to ending sarcasm when they use it all the time because they don't know what they are supposed to say.
P.S. This is not a sarcastic post.
It's like they don't understand rules of sarcasm.
1) it has to be slightly true
2) it has to make sense to the person you're talking to
3) it needs to end at some point to know it's "over"
Women don't know how to do this.
They use sarcasm as a way of "putting themselves out there" so they can quickly retreat behind the sarcasm facade if what they did didn't go over well.
I don't have a problem with them using sarcasm as a mechanism for reaction to BIG leaps of faith or questions...but when it's used for everything because they question everything? No.
There needs to be a time that you just are who you are and you say the shite you mean. It's impossible to communicate when there's no end in sight to ending sarcasm when they use it all the time because they don't know what they are supposed to say.
P.S. This is not a sarcastic post.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:41 am to Pectus
I can count on one hand the amount of times I've laughed in person at a woman.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:49 am to fr33manator
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Because women aren't funny.
the only time I've laughed at women was because they fricked something up so bad that it was comical. Joke wise...I'd go with a solid never.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:51 am to Pectus
Probably for the same reason they suck at comedy.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:53 am to Pectus
Because they are from the devil.??
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:53 am to Pectus
Maybe they were being sarcastic when they said they were sarcastic.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:54 am to Scruffy
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Probably for the same reason they suck at comedy.
That's not fair, I've been told that there's lots of funny female comedians out there.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:56 am to Yellerhammer5
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Maybe they were being sarcastic when they said they were sarcastic.
That could be. But that goes to those tenants of sarcasm...
They are breaking them if this is what they say!
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:57 am to zmanthetigerfan
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I'd go with a solid never.
You've obviously never experienced the comedy stylings of Judy Tenuta.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:58 am to LucasP
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That's not fair, I've been told that there's lots of funny female comedians out there.
And they are shoved down our throats at every opportunity now with terrible remakes.
Still aren't funny.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:58 am to Pectus
I upvoted after only reading the title.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:02 am to Pectus
I've known maybe 2-4 actually funny women in my life. Almost every male is funny in their own way. Whether it's shite they say or they're just goofy as hell and it's funny.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:15 am to Pectus
Sarcastic women are mouthy.
Hint to the ladies reading this: Men don't like mouthy women.
Hint to the ladies reading this: Men don't like mouthy women.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:17 am to Pectus
If I ever find a woman as sarcastic as me and rates as an OT 6.0 or better id put a ring on it
ETA: birch better not be mouthy though
ETA: birch better not be mouthy though
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 8:18 am
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:20 am to Mullet Flap
I've known few funny women in my life.
There was this one broad who cracked me up. We'd just finished making the beast with two backs when she asked me "why did God make women"?
I gave her a funny look then she said "to carry cum from the bed to the toilet"
It was gold.
There was this one broad who cracked me up. We'd just finished making the beast with two backs when she asked me "why did God make women"?
I gave her a funny look then she said "to carry cum from the bed to the toilet"
It was gold.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:23 am to Pectus
You getting some Tinder duds?
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:37 am to Pectus
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That's not fair, I've been told that there's lots of funny female comedians out there.
Female Commedian Topics: Vaginas, menstrual periods, childbirth.
All female comedians are clones of Joan Rivers and Phyllis Diller.

Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:39 am to Pectus
Caitlin Jenner might be good at it.
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