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Why aren't women good at sarcasm when they say they are really sarcastic?

Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:33 am
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:33 am
And they say they have a good sense of humor.


It's like they don't understand rules of sarcasm.

1) it has to be slightly true
2) it has to make sense to the person you're talking to
3) it needs to end at some point to know it's "over"

Women don't know how to do this.


They use sarcasm as a way of "putting themselves out there" so they can quickly retreat behind the sarcasm facade if what they did didn't go over well.

I don't have a problem with them using sarcasm as a mechanism for reaction to BIG leaps of faith or questions...but when it's used for everything because they question everything? No.

There needs to be a time that you just are who you are and you say the shite you mean. It's impossible to communicate when there's no end in sight to ending sarcasm when they use it all the time because they don't know what they are supposed to say.



P.S. This is not a sarcastic post.


Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19724 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:34 am to
Sarcasm.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:38 am to
Because women aren't funny.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69729 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:41 am to
I can count on one hand the amount of times I've laughed in person at a woman.
Posted by zmanthetigerfan
Prairieville, LA
Member since Oct 2015
889 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Because women aren't funny.

the only time I've laughed at women was because they fricked something up so bad that it was comical. Joke wise...I'd go with a solid never.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78045 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:51 am to
Probably for the same reason they suck at comedy.
Posted by Teton Tiger
Somewhere between here and there.
Member since Mar 2005
3037 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:53 am to
Because they are from the devil.??
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:53 am to
Maybe they were being sarcastic when they said they were sarcastic.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:54 am to
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Probably for the same reason they suck at comedy.



That's not fair, I've been told that there's lots of funny female comedians out there.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:56 am to
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Maybe they were being sarcastic when they said they were sarcastic.





That could be. But that goes to those tenants of sarcasm...

They are breaking them if this is what they say!
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16213 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:57 am to
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I'd go with a solid never.

You've obviously never experienced the comedy stylings of Judy Tenuta.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:58 am to
quote:

That's not fair, I've been told that there's lots of funny female comedians out there.


And they are shoved down our throats at every opportunity now with terrible remakes.


Still aren't funny.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:58 am to
I upvoted after only reading the title.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:02 am to
I've known maybe 2-4 actually funny women in my life. Almost every male is funny in their own way. Whether it's shite they say or they're just goofy as hell and it's funny.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40380 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:15 am to
Sarcastic women are mouthy.

Hint to the ladies reading this: Men don't like mouthy women.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:17 am to
If I ever find a woman as sarcastic as me and rates as an OT 6.0 or better id put a ring on it



ETA: birch better not be mouthy though
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 8:18 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:20 am to
I've known few funny women in my life.

There was this one broad who cracked me up. We'd just finished making the beast with two backs when she asked me "why did God make women"?

I gave her a funny look then she said "to carry cum from the bed to the toilet"


It was gold.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:23 am to

You getting some Tinder duds?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21814 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:37 am to
quote:

That's not fair, I've been told that there's lots of funny female comedians out there.


Female Commedian Topics: Vaginas, menstrual periods, childbirth.

All female comedians are clones of Joan Rivers and Phyllis Diller.

Posted by TrueTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
83584 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:39 am to
Caitlin Jenner might be good at it.
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