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Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:43 am to Pectus
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tenants
Tenets. Carry on bashing.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:49 am to The Pirate King
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I can count on one hand the amount of times I've laughed in person at a woman.
I laugh at fat ugly libtard girls in nola all the time. All you have to do is say abortion is murder or Clinton is a cucquean.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:53 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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Almost every male is funny in their own way. Whether it's shite they say or they're just goofy as hell and it's funny.
This is bullshite.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:53 am to Pectus
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1) it has to be slightly true
2) it has to make sense to the person you're talking to
3) it needs to end at some point to know it's "over"
Women don't know how to do this.
Your mother got kicked in the stomach repeatedly when she was carrying you.
Did I do it right?
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:04 am to Shexter
quote:Nah, the ones born with a male brain are funny. See Kathleen Madigan.
All female comedians are clones of Joan Rivers and Phyllis Diller.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:07 am to N2cars
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Hint to the ladies reading this: Men don't like mouthy women.
I'll take a certain kind of mouthy...
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:23 am to Sun God
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Coach McGuirk
That's my mentor.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:33 am to Pectus
Pectus, I've never carried a conversation with any sarcastic women. I think you're dealing with women that use sarcasm as a nice way of telling you to go frick yourself.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:40 am to Pectus
My ways she hates sarcasm and gets pissed anytime I use it, yet she uses it ALL THE TIME
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:42 am to Cdawg
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I've never carried a conversation with any sarcastic women. I think you're dealing with women that use sarcasm as a nice way of telling you to go frick yourself.
Makes sense.
Except, I haven't talked to a girl in months.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:08 am to Pectus
Maybe about 1 in 1,000,000 women is good at being sarcastic, and around 1 in 100,000,000 can handle someone being sarcastic towards them. I can find their limits within 5 minutes of meeting them, and have to tone it down from there.
Some girls will also say that they are intimidating. I have found that to be false, at least in my case
Some girls will also say that they are intimidating. I have found that to be false, at least in my case
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 10:12 am
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:16 am to Pectus
"I don't know, son. All I know is they sit down to pee."
My Father's answer for any mystery associated with women.
My Father's answer for any mystery associated with women.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:30 am to Hammertime
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Some girls will also say that they are intimidating. I have found that to be false, at least in my case
I hate when women say that. Most who say men are intimidated by them are trying to justify a lack of interested men. The real reason is typically that they are not very attractive AND they're bitchy/brusque. A woman can be ugly but nice, or bitchy but attractive. Not both ugly AND bitchy. It's easier to tell herself she's too good for them than to face reality.
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 10:38 am
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:49 am to Pectus
I've got a bit of a reputation for being a smartass and I've had several girls tell me they're "even more sarcastic" than me but they always end up being really shitty at it.
Here's an example of female attempted sarcasm
Here's an example of female attempted sarcasm
Posted on 12/7/15 at 11:32 am to Pectus
Posted on 12/7/15 at 11:33 am to Pectus
Women aren't good at anything except breakfast and taking a dick.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 11:53 am to Pectus
This thread reminds me of when my girlfriend says "I see what you did there" after whatever random comment I might have said. And I didn't "do" anything "there."
Posted on 12/7/15 at 12:41 pm to Pectus
Because a woman's brain is a third the size of a man's brain, it's science.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 12:44 pm to Pectus
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It's like they don't understand rules of sarcasm.
4) shouldn't have to explain its sarcasm...takes the fun out of it
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