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Why are people stocking up on tissue?
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:41 pm
Makes me wonder if people were wiping their arse prior to this outbreak
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Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:42 pm to MsGarrison
Not sure but our local Kroger was "wiped" clean this morning, not a roll to be found.
It's a shitty situation
It's a shitty situation
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:42 pm to MsGarrison
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:42 pm to MsGarrison
If I'm gonna be stuck at home then I'm gonna be masturbating. A lot.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:42 pm to MsGarrison
Tissue ain’t got nothing on a bidet.
Wanna make sure your booty hole is squeaky clean?
Hose it down while playing some bubble pop on your phone.
Plus it’s kinda of a nice feeling
Wanna make sure your booty hole is squeaky clean?
Hose it down while playing some bubble pop on your phone.
Plus it’s kinda of a nice feeling
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:43 pm to MsGarrison
In case of quarantine. NY locked down a square mile of their democrats for two weeks.
I doubt many of them use toilet paper, anyway, fwiw...
I doubt many of them use toilet paper, anyway, fwiw...
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:44 pm to MsGarrison
Cause everyone else is doing it so there isn't any... havent you heard.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:45 pm to MsGarrison
Seriously. There needs to be a sticky on one of these threads. The amount of toilet paper, tissue, etc threads are going overboard.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:45 pm to dbeck
quote:I would think you people would have come up with a myriad of disgusting alternative things to do with the effluent.
If I'm gonna be stuck at home then I'm gonna be masturbating. A lot.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:50 pm to MsGarrison
$11 solution to the Great TP Crisis of 2020:
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:53 pm to MsGarrison
quote:
Makes me wonder if people were wiping their arse prior to this outbreak
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:58 pm to MsGarrison
Still toilet paper at Robert's in Lakeview.
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:58 pm to MsGarrison
quote:Because everything has gone to shite?
Why are people stocking up on tissue?
Posted on 3/13/20 at 1:07 pm to Fat and Happy
quote:Doesn't it get cold on that rosebud? My toilet has just a cold water line to it and the hot water line going to the sink is in a cabinet and not available.
Tissue ain’t got nothing on a bidet.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 1:08 pm to MsGarrison
When you run out you'll find your answer.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 1:08 pm to MsGarrison
The idea is you carry your own roll around with you everywhere you go so you don't have to touch the tp on the wall when you go to take a shite in the gas station or Walmart bathroom.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 1:08 pm to dbeck
Masturbate then take a shower, or masturbate into the toilet and flush it. Why waste tissue, baw? And if you don't use one of the first two methods, why not just have a dedicated cum rag?
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 3/13/20 at 1:09 pm to TigerFanatic99
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The idea is you carry your own roll around with you everywhere you go so you don't have to touch the tp on the wall when you go to take a shite in the gas station or Walmart bathroom.
Okay I get women doing that since they can put the TP roll in their purse, but do you really think you're going to see a bunch of baws walking around with TP while they're out in public?
Posted on 3/13/20 at 1:10 pm to MsGarrison
We now know that there are a tremendous number of disgusting people out there that routinely do not wash their hands or wipe their asses.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 1:11 pm to TigerFanatic99
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The idea is you carry your own roll around with you everywhere you go so you don't have to touch the tp on the wall when you go to take a shite in the gas station or Walmart bathroom.
Seems sitting your bare arse down on the public toilet negates any risk mitigation your own personal roll of TP provides. Hard surfaces are more prone to have germs on them than a paper product.
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