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Who’s on your Mount Rushmore of comedians?

Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:00 am
Posted by Sampsonashford
Member since Dec 2022
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:00 am
Rodney Dangerfield is a shoo-in!
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Upon entering the University of California, Los Angeles Medical Center, he uttered another characteristic one-liner when asked how long he would be hospitalized: "If all goes well, about a week. If not, about an hour and a half."


Sadly he never woke up from the anesthesia and died from complications

This post was edited on 1/14/23 at 12:01 am
Posted by Dubosed
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:02 am to
Norm Macdonald
Posted by VermilionTiger
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:05 am to
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Posted by vuvuzela
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:07 am to
Pryor Carlin Foxx Chapelle
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:07 am to
Rodney
Sam Kinison
Eddie Murphy
Richard Pryor


I once found out a guy was sleeping with my wife. So I confronted him. I said, “Hey, who told you you could sleep with my wife?” He said, “EVERYBODY!"
This post was edited on 1/14/23 at 12:10 am
Posted by Irregardless
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:09 am to
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Norm Macdonald


When I turn on the screen to laugh now I just watch Norm content.

His appearances, his show. Old SNL clips. The moth joke and B&B joke are just ridiculous the way he tells them.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:09 am to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117711 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:09 am to
Hicks
Boosler
Regan
Carlin
Posted by Clark14
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Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:09 am to
That reminds me of Ron White. He was on a plane and a guy asked him how far did he think the plane would go if one of the engines fell off….



Ron…”to the scene of the crash.”












Or something like that.




Rodney was a hilarious guy and only got better with age.
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:17 am to
Hicks
Carlin
Norm
Pryor
Posted by Kevin Garvey
Member since Jun 2017
247 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:19 am to
Dangerfield
Pryor
Murphy
Carlin

eta Honorable Mentions:
Rickles
Seinfeld
Hedberg
McDonald
Chappelle
Gaffigan
Burr
This post was edited on 1/14/23 at 1:10 am
Posted by GatorPA84
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:19 am to
Whitney Cummings, Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes, Ellen degeneres, and Chelsea handler
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:26 am to


Chicken,Skillet,LSUTulane ________________

could be anyone
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:31 am to
Burr / Carlin / Chappelle / Pryor / Murphy
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
3899 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:41 am to
Dangerfield, Chappelle, Carlin, Pryor. But in reality there are arguments for a bunch of others. Burr, Redd Foxx, Dice, Seinfeld the list goes on.
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:43 am to
Norm
Carlin
Chappelle
O’Neal
Burr
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 12:49 am to
Dave Chappelle
Doug Stanhope
Patrice O'Neal
Richard Pryor

HM:

George Carlin
Eddie Murphy
Joan Rivers
Bill Burr
Louis CK
Greg Giraldo

It's hard to narrow it down to 4 but I guess my controversial opinion is I don't really think Bill Hicks was funny. I vibed with a lot of what he said in his stand ups but it didn't really make me laugh.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33485 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 1:06 am to
quote:

That reminds me of Ron White. He was on a plane and a guy asked him how far did he think the plane would go if one of the engines fell off….



Ron…”to the scene of the crash.”


One of my favorite Ron White bits!

"All the way to the scene of the crash, which is pretty handy because that's where we are headed. I bet we beat the paramedics there by at least a half hour"

Posted by DarthGadget
Member since Jun 2021
101 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 1:07 am to
5

Steve Martin
Rodney Dangerfield
Tie Don Rickles/Jackie Gleason
Robin Williams

Leaving a future stone face (as of yet uncut) for Bill Burr or Eddie Murphy.

Bob Newhart....hummm
Posted by Mike the Tiger 1999
Weston, Florida
Member since Jul 2009
1854 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 1:07 am to
Trevor Noah
Larry the Cable Guy
Kathy Griffin
Samantha Bee
Uncle Joey from Full House







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