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re: Who's more attractive: Sabrina Carpenter or Sydney Sweeney

Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:01 pm to
Sabrina was better looking before all the surgery
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:02 pm to
My own gf
Posted by ChiTownBammer
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:03 pm to
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God forbid someone not go Gaga over some mid arse blonde girl

Fair enough. All joking aside, who's hotter right now? Don't say Jane Fonda or Suzanne Pleshette or some fossil.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:09 pm to
Is Sabrina Carpenter a porn actress? She looks like one.
Posted by BigUglies10
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:18 pm to
Are you Brian Krassenstein?
Posted by SelaTiger
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:51 pm to
Easily Sweeney.
Posted by Zendog
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:11 pm to
One looks downsy but isn't

The other doesn't but is
Posted by lsutigersFTW
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:16 pm to
I am super attracted to Sabrina Carpenter. Huge crush on her
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:27 pm to

Carpenter is very hot, but has always come across as extremely "fake" to me. From her looks to how her songs are trying to come across as "edgy female sexuality" it all just seems extremely contrived, invented in a lab to gain the most celebrity and sales.

She's also not a particularly strong singer. To me she comes across as a "pretty face" the Disney PR team got ahold of, then the music industry moguls captured, molded, and created into what they thought would sell and gain the most attention
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:37 pm to
Both of these people are my kids’s age but Sweeney.

Carpenter looks like she’s trying to wear sexy as a skin suit and it’s creepy. Sweeney looks like she was born in it.
Posted by Dickaroos
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Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:37 pm to
Yes
Posted by StansberryRules
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:02 am to
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Sabrina Carpenter


She's the most "fake sexy" girl I've ever seen.

It's so transparently artificial and contrived it makes her unattractive.

I've heard it said best, Sabrina Carpenter is basically a cartoon version of what gay men think straight men like.
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 12:07 am
Posted by Klark Kent
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:13 am to
there was a meme a while back comparing the two. It was something along the lines of, “Sabrina Carpenter is what women think men want with the half a pound of make up, heavy fake tan, ridiculous outfits, and acts like a teenager. But Sydney Sweeney is actually what men want”


Both are hot, but Sweeney by a fricking mile.
Posted by uptowntiger84
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:26 am to
Im not kicking either out of bed. But Sydney is just my type.
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 2:43 am to
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I’ll take Charisma Carpenter
LINK


Her boobs looked awful in her playboy spread
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 2:58 am to
Bite your tongue!

quote:

And Disney was always like "is Disney for boys enough for me to not get picked on by my older sibling for watching something thats for f*gs" so in my messed up mind,


There are some deep underlying issues here.
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 3:01 am
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 3:49 am to
Today’s winner for “Least Articulate Attempt at a Paragraph”:
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Plus former Disney people weird me out and not just because it’s popular to hate Disney. This goes back to childhood and after pondering on this over the years, I think because Disney was never "male" or "female" so to speak. As a kids... You know, boys played with GI Joe girls played with Barbie.. And Disney was always like "is Disney for boys enough for me to not get picked on by my older sibling for watching something thats for f*gs" so in my messed up mind, that's what I would go with Sweeney, plus her body is like jazz. Different parts, but they all flow together.
Posted by ISEN_AG
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:34 am to
Sydney wins in a landslide.
Posted by samson73103
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:41 am to
I'll take Sydney, although there is nothing wrong with Sabrina.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:02 am to
Someone said this on Twitter and it’s very true.

Sabrina Carpenter is what would happen if a team of girls got together and work shopped what women would think guys think is sexy. It’s fake dress up for other girls, men think she looks like a ridiculous blow up doll

Sweeney is what most guys think actually is sexy
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 8:03 am
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