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re: Who would you rather fight one on one?

Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:31 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:31 am to
You haven't seen my knuckles, ain't scared.

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:31 am to
Can I have a 2 wolves or a chimp sidekick?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:32 am to
I've fought both, the fighting is harder in south louisiana.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27409 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:32 am to
quote:

quote:
was in a hunting club next to a club with conasses and those boys were straight crazy.


they're all talk, cajuns love love love to talk big


...yeah. But even if you win the fight they still talk shite

It's in the blood.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:34 am to
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Ash Williams


You get gif placement of the year
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:34 am to
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I've fought both, the fighting is harder in south louisiana.


I’ve had sex with both, the harder is north La

Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:37 am to
quote:

But even if you win the fight they still talk shite


and mess with your boat or camp because they are still mad at you
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:45 am to
Coonass. Those corn fed bastards up north are big
Posted by dirtytigers
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Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:29 am to
Same weight but I've got an inch on you but I completely agree. But one of the cornbread fed sumbitches from up north Ik im not strong enough to deal with
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19358 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Fair fight. No weapons.
North Louisiana Redneck or South Louisiana Coonass?



This assumes roughly equal height and weight if you say "fair"

That being said, equal size, I'll fight a redneck. Cajuns all have some back story that includes terrible shite so they aint scared of pain and have something to prove.

That redneck has a very simple life to get back to when they sober up, and they know it.

Cajuns do too, they just forget all that, say frickit and start swinging until your or their lights go out.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:45 am to
I know a few coonasses who are about the same size, if not bigger than that

Must’ve gotten more crawfish or something
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:47 am to
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I think I’d lose either way, but give me the redneck because I don’t think he’d try to rape me afterwards


Um - I don’t think you’re necessarily ‘safe’ from rape with the redneck
Posted by Ash Williams
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Member since May 2009
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:51 am to
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You get gif placement of the year



*inserts hat tip gif
This post was edited on 9/18/20 at 8:14 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55634 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:54 am to
quote:

know a few coonasses who are about the same size, if not bigger than that
fatter, maybe
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
2996 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 12:08 pm to
I'll try my luck against the North LA redneck. He's probably a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 12:09 pm to
Lol - nope my brother is 6’3” - 195
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 12:13 pm to
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Um - I don’t think you’re necessarily ‘safe’ from rape with the redneck


But with the coonass the rape is probable.
This post was edited on 9/18/20 at 12:13 pm
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 12:15 pm to
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North Louisiana Redneck


Redneck. He may kick your arse, but he isn't going to cut you into crab bait afterwards.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41589 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 12:18 pm to
I don’t know - all I can think of is Deliverance - and those guys were more red neck than coon arse
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19068 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 12:22 pm to
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South Louisiana Coonass?


Define “fair fight...”
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