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re: White Claws at a wedding?

Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:04 am to
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
7041 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:04 am to
Hopefully they will pour them in glasses or cups at a minimum.
This post was edited on 5/23/25 at 10:04 pm
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2032 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:05 am to
I went to a wedding once where the table cloths were actually black trash bags wrapped around plastic tables and taped underneath.

There was a keg in the corner.

It is super trashy, but probably all they can afford.

Bring your own bottles and set up cash bar outside the door, you'll make a fortune.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18426 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:06 am to
Post a pic. Nobody believes you.
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
21931 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:13 am to
I hope the bride and groom that invited you don't see this. You are the trashy one for posting it.
Posted by JonHarbaw
Delcambre
Member since Mar 2024
180 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:15 am to
There aint no laws; when you drinking the claws baw!
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:17 am to
The art of Trashy:

White Claws…on a doyle.

Bride’s exposed tattoos…under a veil.

Slutty bride’s maids behavior…on rose petals.

Sailor language…with French accent.

It can be done.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13698 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:59 am to
The trashy part is that they mentioned the alcohol on the invitation,
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
48557 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:02 am to
there is a social contract implied in a wedding invitation:

-cash bar or open bar
-full bar or beer/wine

hard seltzer is beer in this case and need not be singled out as available, but what is a violation is the exclusion of wine
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
36789 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:03 am to
Claw is the law, baw.
Posted by Cell of Awareness
Member since Jan 2024
1515 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:04 am to
quote:

OT = Obviously Trashy


Or is it Outrageously Trashy?
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6887 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:11 am to
It's only trashy if they don't have a nacho cheese and/or chocolate fountains included.
Posted by Colonel Angus
Member since Aug 2007
2186 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:22 am to
quote:

I'm sure everyone will have their good jeans on


With a sport coat and their Ariats.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25569 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:24 am to
All alcohol is trashy
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:30 am to
quote:

a bit trashy


quote:

Couple is in their 30s


Younger people tend to not mindlessly ingest calories and carbs like older folks.

Not the greatest taste but they grow on you. If you are at the beach or at a game and are going to have a few, it makes sense.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9465 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:43 am to
Having them at the reception is trashy.

Announcing it on the invitation is Blind River trashy.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68009 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:46 am to
It's a little odd to specifically name White Claw brand, but not uncommon for a beer, seltzer, and wine open bar. Full open bar is crazy expensive.
Posted by Tanny Bogus
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2011
317 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:53 am to
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
54975 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:57 am to
When I have a wedding, I'm serving Cake and Punch. All you alcoholics can head to Nick's if you want to get drunk - and that will be on your own dime.

CAKE AND PUNCH! That's all any decent non-trashy Wedding Reception needs!!
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:59 am to
quote:

I'm sure everyone will have their good jeans on


Two mullets

1 bolo tie

17 flasks

Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49572 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Doesn’t drink but judges people for doing it?

You must be a Baptist


Don’t be fooled. They drink as much as anyone but hide it and criticize everyone that does.
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