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re: Which weapon of opportunity are you going for in an all out bar brawl?
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:23 pm to Paul Allen
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:23 pm to Paul Allen
Cue ball/pool stick
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Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:24 pm to Paul Allen
Large broken liquor bottle. A pool stick could break or not hurt someone enough to make a difference. The broken liquor bottle would do some damage.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:25 pm to Obtuse1
quote:
I assumed you would be choosing between:
A. tennis racket
B. croquet mallet
C. golf club
D. your private security's fist
No he just uses his purse.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:25 pm to Paul Allen
None of the above. I've got bodyguards for this reason.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:26 pm to Martini
quote:
Martini
You’d be in the bathroom changing your tampon.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:26 pm to Paul Allen
Brass knuckles
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:26 pm to Paul Allen
Definitely a pool ball and stick. I have something that I can swing and throw. Unfortunately I've been in a few bar brawls like this when I was younger
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:26 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
Large broken liquor bottle. A pool stick could break or not hurt someone enough to make a difference. The broken liquor bottle would do some damage.
You only get one use out of that. I assume in this brawl you're gonna have to take out at least a half dozen
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:27 pm to Paul Allen
I'm making grenades out of the liquor bottles.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:27 pm to Paul Allen
Pool stick easily. But I'm not trash so I'm not getting into a bar brawl
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:28 pm to Paul Allen
I usually palm an ash tray.
People tend to not notice that trick, so no court later.
People tend to not notice that trick, so no court later.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:28 pm to Paul Allen
Bar stool and, if bigger, back yourself into a corner or behind the bar.
I'm bigger than most. I'm stronger than most. I'm faster than some.
Small tighter areas lend themselves more to me than a faster more agile fighter.
I'm bigger than most. I'm stronger than most. I'm faster than some.
Small tighter areas lend themselves more to me than a faster more agile fighter.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:28 pm to Paul Allen
Option E
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:29 pm to Sao
quote:
Urinal cake to the face
How are you picking up said urinal cake???
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:29 pm to Martini
That is a frivolous statement. Apologize to Paul.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:32 pm to Rebel
quote:
I usually palm an ash tray.
People tend to not notice that trick, so no court later.
Salt shaker.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:32 pm to Paul Allen
First choice would be to leave but if I had to choose one it would be a pool stick.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:34 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
Large broken liquor bottle. A pool stick could break or not hurt someone enough to make a difference. The broken liquor bottle would do some damage.a
You watch too many movies. A broken liquor bottle gives you little range and you’re just as likely to cut yourself.
Now grab some 151 and a lighter and you’ve got a party
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:35 pm to Paul Allen
A fat chick. Shield/battering ram.
And then I let her blow me in the parking lot and not tell anyone.
And then I let her blow me in the parking lot and not tell anyone.
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