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Which weapon of opportunity are you going for in an all out bar brawl?

Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:13 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75219 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:13 pm
No knives or guns:

Which would provide you with the best chance of winning:


A. Cue ball/pool sticks
B. Barstool(s)
C. Beer/liquor bottles
D. Cash register

Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:14 pm to
My legs, and I'm walking the frick out of there.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18147 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:15 pm to
21 oz pool cue
This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 9:16 pm
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:15 pm to
When was the last time you saw someone using a cash register in a fight?
Posted by Bullseye
Madisonville
Member since Oct 2017
241 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:15 pm to
Whatever I can get my hands on. But probably C.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35201 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:15 pm to
Folding chair.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:16 pm to

Urinal cake to the face
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26591 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:16 pm to
Nah dude I’m an adult. Fighting is for children and white trash.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:16 pm to
You can kill someone with a bottle.
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
964 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:17 pm to
A cash register? What the hell, lol. Pool stick for me I guess.
This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 9:18 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:17 pm to
Pool stick, broom, mop,
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75219 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:17 pm to
I don’t think a cash register being thrown at your head is gonna feel good.

Has to be the most underrated of the 4.
Posted by nastynelly
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
3007 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:18 pm to
Barstool. Shield and weapon.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124324 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:18 pm to
Definitely the billiard balls and sticks.

You get projectiles, plus a heavy ranged weapon that has a piercing edge when broken.


Plus you put a couple pool balls in a sock, or a jacket with A tied sleeve, and you’ve got a seriously deadly cudgel
This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 9:22 pm
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24263 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:19 pm to
Michelob beer bottle. There is a lot of glass on the bottom of that thing and it isn't going to break. Don't ask me how I know.
This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 9:38 pm
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29105 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:19 pm to
Steven Segal gave the blueprint:

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

My legs, and I'm walking the frick out of there.
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2402 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:22 pm to
Pool stick no doubt
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25949 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:23 pm to
I’m taking the cash register and walking the frick out while the bouncers are breaking up your gay fight.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25686 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

A. Cue ball/pool sticks
B. Barstool(s)
C. Beer/liquor bottles
D. Cash register


I assumed you would be choosing between:

A. tennis racket
B. croquet mallet
C. golf club
D. your private security's fist
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