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Which OT baller sank their Benz in False River yesterday?

Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:33 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:33 pm




https://unfilteredwithkiran.com/divers-attempting-to-recover-vehicle-in-false-river/




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It was around 6:25 p.m. on Sunday, March 15 when officials say the owner of the vehicle thought it was in park at the Sand Bar restaurant in New Roads, but it was not. The vehicle ended up in False River.

Divers attempted to pull the vehicle out for a few hours and successfully did around 8:30 p.m. It was in nearly 24’ of water, officials told



Facebook link to video of the car owner watching it go in
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1KR25cK1mi/



This post was edited on 3/16/26 at 12:52 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:34 pm to
Das Boot 2: Electric Bugaloo
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:34 pm to
Sorry for partying???
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40200 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:35 pm to
Friction fire.


Someone's car notes started rubbing too close together.
Posted by lsufan1971
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:35 pm to
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41349 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:45 pm to
That thing floated a fair distance from the bank. German engineering.
Posted by duckoopunk
Member since Oct 2025
29 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:45 pm to
Eh, didn't need it anymore.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110567 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:46 pm to
IDK, the river looks pretty real to me.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18933 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:47 pm to
thats one way to get out from under that 120 month note.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21643 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:48 pm to

It was a real part of the Mississippi River at one point. Now it's just an oxbow lake.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by tigerinexile
The greatest parish
Member since Sep 2004
1694 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 1:02 pm to
“Forgot” to put it in park.
Posted by NSLRPRTN
Member since Jun 2020
4 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 1:05 pm to
Sold it to the yankees.
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6817 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 3:01 pm to

Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2601 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 3:09 pm to
If its got a note, let it float.
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

That thing floated a fair distance from the bank. German engineering.

The S-Class is indeed a boat
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75930 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

sank their Benz in False River yesterday?

In his defense, this is a pretty classic example of false advertising.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 3:19 pm to
FOR SALE 2023 Mercedes S Class Sedan

61,322 miles. (61,321 on land)
HAS LEATHER and 4 run swim tires.

Asking 15k FIRM. NO TRADES or BS
This post was edited on 3/16/26 at 3:21 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96203 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 3:29 pm to
They were trying it out as an anchor for a big boat and things got out of hand.
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