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re: Which one of you California baws is going to marry Lisa? Billboard woman

Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59031 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:41 pm to
Exclamation point fan!
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1294 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:45 pm to
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42 years old


quote:

Wants marriage and kids within the

next 2-3 years


Kids? She will be hitting cougar puberty in a few short years.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18896 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:47 pm to
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Convertible owner!

Does this mean she’s a lesbian or tranny?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
27699 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:53 pm to
She should be prepared for the life of a homely, cat-loving spinster.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3459 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:56 pm to
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Santa Clara University alum

Gender Studies Associate Degree.
Posted by Corriente Kid
Central Texas
Member since Aug 2021
661 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:56 pm to
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Democrat, Liberal, Loves cats!


Hard pass!
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
64136 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:58 pm to
She has the look of someone who probably has a very high opinion of herself and is looking for a man who doesn't exist in the real world. I bet most of these are her "dealbreakers"

- 35-47
- 6'4"
- male model looks
- millionaire
- never married
- wants to get married and have multiple kids with a 42-year-old in the next 2 years
- loves cats
- no red flags of his own

And I bet when she finds anyone close to this, she latches on like a barnacle on a sea turtle and scares them off.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 4:05 pm
Posted by SludgeFactory
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Jun 2025
2076 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:58 pm to
Desperate progressive cat lady that now realizes she needs to sucker a soy boy into marriage or she will be alone for eternity. VERY hard pass. She was a dime a dozen when I was single.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
19748 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:02 pm to
Loves exclamation points!
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18919 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:03 pm to
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Generally speaking, Lisa is attracted to more clean-cut looking men, slim to medium build, no or minimal tattoos/piercings. She has no height requirement.


At least she follows the OT tattoo policy.
Some of you may have a chance with the height requirement removed.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
64136 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:09 pm to
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Preference is for never married, no kids.


There it is. Speaking as someone who has dated in her age range, normal 35-47 year olds who have never been married, don't have kids, and want kids that meet the rest of her criteria pretty much don't exist, even in a populous area like San Francisco.

She's searching for a Lifetime Christmas movie character.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 4:10 pm
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7640 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:09 pm to
Liberal democrat - didn’t read any further
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
32727 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:12 pm to
Would smash all day but not marry
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19075 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:13 pm to
Would love to see a billboard next to it that simply says
Hit it and quit it
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Premium Plus® Member
Member since Jul 2021
3086 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:20 pm to


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Has not had any cosmetic procedures


Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
13559 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:21 pm to
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Must be Democratic or liberal or left leaning politically.


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Loves cats!


I see the problems why she is still single.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
26996 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:28 pm to
Democrat, Liberal

Soy Boys line Up

She needs to add: Unable to curl 12 lbs
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
3293 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:31 pm to
Her politics and religion go hand in hand.
Posted by mmonro3
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2013
4160 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 4:49 pm to
She got 3800 applications in three weeks. Plenty of guys are interested!
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90784 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:06 pm to
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Democrat, Liberal
no thank you
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