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Which of the Ten Commandments have you violated? Which one the most?

Posted on 8/6/25 at 7:58 pm
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
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Posted on 8/6/25 at 7:58 pm
The Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:1–17, KJV)

1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.”

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.”

4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.”

5. “Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.”

6. “Thou shalt not kill.”

7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”

8. “Thou shalt not steal.”

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”

10. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his arse, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.”
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19051 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:00 pm to
Nice try, Padre
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25757 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:01 pm to
Not today, fed
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
13487 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:01 pm to
9/10 for me
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37660 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:01 pm to
Thou shall not sex artificial ignorances wife.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7180 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:02 pm to
10/10, #6 the most.
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1457 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:02 pm to
I’m on step #10.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
41167 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40454 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:06 pm to
3. I say GD way too much. Bad habit
4. I don’t rest on sundays, too much to do around the house
Posted by Rouxdee
Member since Nov 2021
445 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:06 pm to
7/10
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:07 pm to
Some of my neighbors have some hot arse wives
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153560 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house
quote:

nor his arse
I can honestly say I've never broken that last one
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7384 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:10 pm to
I covet shite like literally every day.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25771 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife


A lot of baws broke this one.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104046 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:16 pm to
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Nice try, Governor Landry


FIFY
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:16 pm to
I would say #6, but I'm really bad about coveting my neighbors ox.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57663 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:17 pm to
All of them
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72512 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:19 pm to
Violated Commandments = n

0 < n < 10
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19370 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:23 pm to
Seeing as how the sabbath day was actually Saturday, we all have many many times on that one
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23441 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:24 pm to
I make my manservant work every sabbath.
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