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Which "McDonald's Triad" do you personally find more alarming?

Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:27 pm
McDonald Triad #1: The Macdonald triad (also known as the triad of sociopathy or the homicidal triad or OT Syndrome) is a set of three factors that has been suggested (Macdonald 1963), if all three or any combination of two, are present together, to be predictive of or associated with later violent tendencies, particularly with relation to serial offenses.

The triad links cruelty to animals, obsession with fire-setting, and persistent bedwetting past a certain age, to violent behaviors, particularly homicidal behavior and sexually predatory behavior.

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McDonald's Triad #2: (also known as the triad of fast food sociopathy or IDGAF Syndrome) is a set of [b]three factors that has been suggested (LSUPimp 2018), if all three or any combination of two, are present together, to be predictive of or associated with later shitty fast food tendencies, particularly with relation to fast food offenses.

The triad links cruelty to customers, obsession with getting the order wrong, and persistent instruction to drive forward and wait and then 10 minutes later bringing a bag full of shite you never ordered to any restaurant that features cheap food for fatties and exclusively hires mono-syllabic, scowling people who clearly hate you for asking them to do their job .

Personally #1 scares the shite out of me. We had a kid in the neighborhood who killed animals. Freaked everybody out. No fires though and I never asked if he pissed himself as a wee lad.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:27 pm to
Big Mac, Fries and Shake
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:28 pm to
The one involving a McRib.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9794 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9318 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:29 pm to
How fricking hard is it to NOT put pickles and onions on a burger or no lettuce on a soft taco...$15hr my arse...
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21406 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:30 pm to
Fix the damn ice cream machine!!!
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13290 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Fix the damn ice cream machine!!!


I'd be more concerned with whats growing in the icecream machine.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:32 pm to
Shake machine “broken”

Soggy fries

Turd on the bathroom floor
Posted by Rougaroux
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2017
723 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:32 pm to
Their breakfast aint bad
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150548 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:32 pm to
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Splackavellie

What an odd thread to use that gif in. Took me about 20 seconds to read all of it.

You must be a lazy piece of shite.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9318 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Fix the damn ice cream machine!!!



to be fair, they just don't want to have to clean it...
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:36 pm to
I 100% believe fast food workers mess up orders on purpose around 80% of the time.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15081 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

McDonald's Triad


Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:02 pm to
I think the second triad should be called the Taco Bell triad. It doesn’t matter what you order at the Taco Bell here...you aren’t getting it. It’s probably better to order something you don’t want to increase your chances of getting something you do.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78328 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:06 pm to


Bed wetting. check.
Arson. Check.
Abusing animals. Check.
Screwing up my order. Check.
Making me drive up and wait 14 minutes for my order. Check.
Giving me an order that has no relation to my actual order. Check.
Keeping humans in closet. Check.
Not holding the gd pickles. Check.
Secretly stalking and killing people for sexual gratification. Check.
Giving me soggy fries. Check.
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:18 pm to
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Shake


Sorry, ice cream machine is broke.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:24 pm to
Have you been to a Baton Rouge McDonalds?
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 2:25 pm
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22844 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:30 pm to
This thread is hilarious
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:34 pm to
I know the second MacDonald’s triad makes me want to turn violent.


You know damn well that shake machine ain’t broken bitch.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9241 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 3:19 pm to


Personally, I prefer the the McGriddle triple myself. But I can see the appeal of the McMuffin version as well.
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