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Which "McDonald's Triad" do you personally find more alarming?
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:27 pm
McDonald Triad #1: The Macdonald triad (also known as the triad of sociopathy or the homicidal triad or OT Syndrome) is a set of three factors that has been suggested (Macdonald 1963), if all three or any combination of two, are present together, to be predictive of or associated with later violent tendencies, particularly with relation to serial offenses.
The triad links cruelty to animals, obsession with fire-setting, and persistent bedwetting past a certain age, to violent behaviors, particularly homicidal behavior and sexually predatory behavior.
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McDonald's Triad #2: (also known as the triad of fast food sociopathy or IDGAF Syndrome) is a set of [b]three factors that has been suggested (LSUPimp 2018), if all three or any combination of two, are present together, to be predictive of or associated with later shitty fast food tendencies, particularly with relation to fast food offenses.
The triad links cruelty to customers, obsession with getting the order wrong, and persistent instruction to drive forward and wait and then 10 minutes later bringing a bag full of shite you never ordered to any restaurant that features cheap food for fatties and exclusively hires mono-syllabic, scowling people who clearly hate you for asking them to do their job .
Personally #1 scares the shite out of me. We had a kid in the neighborhood who killed animals. Freaked everybody out. No fires though and I never asked if he pissed himself as a wee lad.
The triad links cruelty to animals, obsession with fire-setting, and persistent bedwetting past a certain age, to violent behaviors, particularly homicidal behavior and sexually predatory behavior.
OR:
McDonald's Triad #2: (also known as the triad of fast food sociopathy or IDGAF Syndrome) is a set of [b]three factors that has been suggested (LSUPimp 2018), if all three or any combination of two, are present together, to be predictive of or associated with later shitty fast food tendencies, particularly with relation to fast food offenses.
The triad links cruelty to customers, obsession with getting the order wrong, and persistent instruction to drive forward and wait and then 10 minutes later bringing a bag full of shite you never ordered to any restaurant that features cheap food for fatties and exclusively hires mono-syllabic, scowling people who clearly hate you for asking them to do their job .
Personally #1 scares the shite out of me. We had a kid in the neighborhood who killed animals. Freaked everybody out. No fires though and I never asked if he pissed himself as a wee lad.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:29 pm to Lsupimp
How fricking hard is it to NOT put pickles and onions on a burger or no lettuce on a soft taco...$15hr my arse...
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:30 pm to Lsupimp
Fix the damn ice cream machine!!!
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:31 pm to Boudreaux35
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Fix the damn ice cream machine!!!
I'd be more concerned with whats growing in the icecream machine.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:32 pm to Lsupimp
Shake machine “broken”
Soggy fries
Turd on the bathroom floor
Soggy fries
Turd on the bathroom floor
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:32 pm to Splackavellie
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Splackavellie
What an odd thread to use that gif in. Took me about 20 seconds to read all of it.
You must be a lazy piece of shite.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:34 pm to Boudreaux35
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Fix the damn ice cream machine!!!
to be fair, they just don't want to have to clean it...
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:36 pm to Lsupimp
I 100% believe fast food workers mess up orders on purpose around 80% of the time.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:02 pm to Lsupimp
I think the second triad should be called the Taco Bell triad. It doesn’t matter what you order at the Taco Bell here...you aren’t getting it. It’s probably better to order something you don’t want to increase your chances of getting something you do.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:06 pm to Lsupimp
Bed wetting. check.
Arson. Check.
Abusing animals. Check.
Screwing up my order. Check.
Making me drive up and wait 14 minutes for my order. Check.
Giving me an order that has no relation to my actual order. Check.
Keeping humans in closet. Check.
Not holding the gd pickles. Check.
Secretly stalking and killing people for sexual gratification. Check.
Giving me soggy fries. Check.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:18 pm to MorbidTheClown
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Shake
Sorry, ice cream machine is broke.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:24 pm to Lsupimp
Have you been to a Baton Rouge McDonalds?
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:30 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
This thread is hilarious
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:34 pm to Lsupimp
I know the second MacDonald’s triad makes me want to turn violent.
You know damn well that shake machine ain’t broken bitch.
You know damn well that shake machine ain’t broken bitch.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 3:19 pm to Lsupimp
Personally, I prefer the the McGriddle triple myself. But I can see the appeal of the McMuffin version as well.
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