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re: Where’s the swingers at??

Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37585 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:22 pm to
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Lots of married women go without their husbands. Single men are rarely invited to parties. Couples and women, primarily. Single men are limited or not invited. When you get into that world, you realize how many people really cheat and their spouse is totally unaware. WAY more women are out there looking for something that will admit to it.


Damn.....It sounds like fun. Not going to lie: i would be interested but my wife would probably beat the dogshit out of me if I suggested it....right before she filed for divorce.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259875 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:25 pm to
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Damn.....It sounds like fun. Not going to lie


Its not something I would want to do again, but damn, it was fun for a while.

Its like a buffet with various types to choose from. There is little or no rejection, and pretty much anything goes.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:31 pm to
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Dicks coming at you from all directions.


Sort of like my last few years in the Army (metaphorically speaking, that is).



*Don't ask don’t tell*
Posted by Frosty86
Member since Nov 2019
190 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:33 pm to
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Sounds like a pint size to me


Found the chubby chaser. But to each it’s own

But no they are a C cup
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11250 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:37 pm to
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Ok I have to ask. What’s the pineapple code?


Pineapple is code for swinging or wife-swapping. If you see pineapple on a door it means that the people in the room are up for meeting other couples for 'adult fun'.
This post was edited on 8/3/21 at 12:43 pm
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
13986 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:37 pm to
The First Rule of Mamou Single Wide Swing Club is….
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6567 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:41 pm to
I heard one or two unnamed nondenominational megachurches around BR have a contingent of more open minded members who love to get together and fellowship. Nudge nudge, say no more.
Posted by RobDione
Pensacola Beach
Member since Nov 2007
727 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:41 pm to
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You don't bring your wife. You bring a swing partner.
Then you get there and she's already there with HER swing partner :-))))
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259875 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:41 pm to
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Then you get there and she's already there with HER swing partner :-))))


I'll bet this has happened before..
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 12:43 pm to
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travel ball moms



This.
Happens all the time.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18579 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 1:04 pm to
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Pineapple is code for swinging or wife-swapping. If you see pineapple on a door it means that the people in the room are up for meeting other couples for 'adult fun'.



For real? Holy crap this world is going to hell in a hand basket/
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6567 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 1:05 pm to
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travel ball moms


The stupider the kid's name, the easier his mom.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16535 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 1:08 pm to
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The stupider the kid's name, the easier his mom.


Yeah kinda like the "If she smokes she pokes" mantra.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259875 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 1:11 pm to
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I heard one or two unnamed nondenominational megachurches around BR have a contingent of more open minded members who love to get together and fellowship.


There are Christian Swingers. Its a thing. LINK
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
30960 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 1:21 pm to
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Damn.....It sounds like fun. Not going to lie: i would be interested but my wife would probably beat the dogshit out of me if I suggested it....right before she filed for divorce.


really? to me it doesnt sound fun at all. man i must be naive or something, but just seems like a one way ticket to being divorced and losing my kids.

i love my wife and would never want to know she was sleeping with someone else. would never take a chance of losing my kids either.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17126 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 1:30 pm to
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For the most part, women who are dedicated swingers are not "smoke shows."



Not according to TikTok
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22140 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 1:45 pm to
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What’s the deal with the pineapple?


When one or several of your orifices become large enough for the pineapple to be inserted, you have reached mandatory retirement from the swinger scene. But you do get a plaque in your honor on the sticky wall of the Swingers Hall of Fame.
This post was edited on 8/3/21 at 1:54 pm
Posted by Cliff Booth
Member since Feb 2021
2529 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 1:52 pm to
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Then you get there and she's already there with HER swing partner :-))))



This must be what the piña colada song is really about.
Posted by BeauxSox
Winter Garden, FL
Member since Feb 2007
1553 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 1:55 pm to
5 pages about Swingin' and not one pic to be had...

Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7671 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 2:02 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/3/21 at 2:05 pm
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