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re: Where’s the swingers at??

Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:02 pm to
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How in the world did the topic come up that she showed you her friends tits?




Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7695 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:04 pm to
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Not really sure, she knows I like big ones.


She’s probably trying to get you to compare her size to theirs.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:06 pm to
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She’s probably trying to get you to compare her size to theirs.


Possibly, she's quite large herself.

I'm not that crazy to compare, that's for sure.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7695 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:08 pm to
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Possibly, she's quite large herself.

I'm not that crazy to compare, that's for sure.


My wife is pretty large too. That’s some crap she’d try and pull just to see if I’d fall for it and comment. Not many match her size. So I definitely wouldn’t comment.
This post was edited on 8/3/21 at 3:09 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:09 pm to
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My wife is pretty large too. That’s some crap she’d try and pull just to see if I’d fall for it and comment.


Exactly why I didn't utter a word.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:13 pm to
Simple answer - "Her's are a tiny bit bigger, but a little saggy. Baby, yours have a MUCH nicer shape to them."
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:15 pm to
My wife and I watched Fatal Attraction the other night, and I had to remind her several times that it was a work of fiction and in no way related to our own lives.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6578 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:15 pm to
My secretary, a former swinger, just informed me that the pineapple thing is a myth.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65633 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:18 pm to
I’ve been propositioned by single women and women with another man who wanted to play with Mrs Füt (no pics) & me.

Never told her about them.

She’s very traditional as to that issue.

Some of her female associates have said interesting things to her about me and she always shut that down with extreme prejudice.

I’m 100% glad now as it is no historical baggage/drama.

If the “lifestyle” works for others, that their business.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8358 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:21 pm to
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Possibly, she's quite large herself.


Rules! Pictures are overdue.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:25 pm to
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I’ve been propositioned by single women and women with another man who wanted to play with Mrs Füt (no pics) & me.


Yep, it happens quite often to me and my girlfriend at local bars. She's just a very friendly/social person, and some people misread that as flirting.....
I got into that lifestyle w my ex about 10 years back. It's a relationship killer, and someone always gets jealous.
I had fun, but no interest in all the drama afterwards....
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8358 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:26 pm to
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"Her's are a tiny bit bigger, but a little saggy. Baby, yours have a MUCH nicer shape to them."



Kind of like rodeo style.





Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.

' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37615 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:26 pm to
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My secretary, a former swinger


Go on........
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260310 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:27 pm to
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just informed me that the pineapple thing is a myth.


Yeah, never heard of it. if its real, it's regional or local.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8358 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:30 pm to
Is that your wife in your signature line? Just noticed that.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5844 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:30 pm to
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Mikelbr says 'hold my beer'


No. I still go e the edge to WikiTiger. His swinging stories still outweighed that which is Mikelbr. Oh course, I'm not positive Mikelbr isn't the object of some of Wiki's stories though
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:36 pm to
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Is that your wife in your signature line


No, just like that picture. She definitely has "got chest".
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118758 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 3:38 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 4:02 pm to
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it's regional or local.


I know of a few lifestyle folks in the Brusly area. They all seem to incorporate pineapples into their FB profile pictures. Maybe it's a Lafayette area thing.





ETA this gem from FB land....



This post was edited on 8/3/21 at 4:15 pm
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11434 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 4:23 pm to
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It all started in Madison, MS in a neighborhood called Reunion about 15 years ago.


It’s hilarious that swinging is the thing everybody associates with those snotty fricks.
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