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Where Is Jason Derek Brown & Has Anybody So Douchecanoeish ever Evaded Capture This Long?
Posted on 10/15/21 at 11:30 am
Posted on 10/15/21 at 11:30 am
C'mon OT Detectives, we can do this.
Jason Derek Brown (born July 1, 1969) is an American fugitive wanted for first degree murder and armed robbery in Phoenix, Arizona. On November 29, 2004, Brown allegedly shot and killed an armored car guard outside a movie theater and then fled with the money. LINKWiki page.
He's on the FBI's most Wanted List. He looks like a Florida Gator fan but is actually a Mormon and speaks fluent French and has wealthy family that can bankroll him. But nothing since 2004.
Jason Derek Brown (born July 1, 1969) is an American fugitive wanted for first degree murder and armed robbery in Phoenix, Arizona. On November 29, 2004, Brown allegedly shot and killed an armored car guard outside a movie theater and then fled with the money. LINKWiki page.
He's on the FBI's most Wanted List. He looks like a Florida Gator fan but is actually a Mormon and speaks fluent French and has wealthy family that can bankroll him. But nothing since 2004.
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Posted on 10/15/21 at 11:42 am to Lsupimp
I know who to call
Posted on 10/15/21 at 11:43 am to Lsupimp
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He looks like Sean Penn
Posted on 10/15/21 at 11:43 am to Lsupimp
I’ll admit I have no sources and have no idea where this guy is but I do have a family member in Salt Lake City that is not privy to any Jason Derek Brown information.
I think he's still in SLC.
I think he's still in SLC.
This post was edited on 10/15/21 at 11:44 am
Posted on 10/15/21 at 11:45 am to Lsupimp
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Has Anybody So Douchecanoeish ever Evaded Capture This Long?
He speaks multiple languages, has connections in several countries, and has access to a lot of money. It is nearly impossible to disappear in modern society, but someone like this would be awfully damn hard to find.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 11:46 am to VADawg
He also knows God's secret handshake.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 11:50 am to VADawg
quote:Right, and he disappeared in 2004, we were much less connected back then. With the access to money that he had, he could get a fake ID, get a fake passport, and then basically "disappear" out in the open in France or something. It's been 17 years, he probably looks completely different than he did back then, too. The likelihood of finding him at this point is very slim.
He speaks multiple languages, has connections in several countries, and has access to a lot of money. It is nearly impossible to disappear in modern society, but someone like this would be awfully damn hard to find.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 12:07 pm to Epic Cajun
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The likelihood of finding him at this point is very slim.
It will happen eventually.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 12:08 pm to Lsupimp
I remember when this aired on AMW. Can't believe he's never been caught.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 12:11 pm to LSUlefty
He and Robert Fischer are guys I'm kind of surprised never got caught. I think Fischer is dead and I wouldn't be surprised if Brown is dead as well.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 12:31 pm to Galactic Inquisitor
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The likelihood of finding him at this point is very slim.
It will happen eventually.
Not unless some organization other than the FBI finds him, there is not a more incompetent organization.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 12:37 pm to VADawg
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He speaks multiple languages, has connections in several countries, and has access to a lot of money. It is nearly impossible to disappear in modern society, but someone like this would be awfully damn hard to find.
not to mention he also got a two day head start on the authorities, which is more than he needs. Brown's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 12:41 pm to VinegarStrokes
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not to mention he also got a two day head start on the authorities, which is more than he needs. Brown's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mind went here.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 12:43 pm to Lsupimp
D.B.Cooper
Posted on 10/15/21 at 12:52 pm to DoUrden
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Douchecanoeish
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D.B. Cooper
Douche Bag Cooper
Posted on 10/15/21 at 12:57 pm to HenryParsons
Sorry, Dog is busy finding random Monster cans and pitching a new show.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 1:01 pm to Hot Carl
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He looks like Sean Penn
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He looks like a Florida Gator fan
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Douchecanoeish
Checks out.
This post was edited on 10/15/21 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 10/15/21 at 1:05 pm to Lsupimp
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Mormon
I got to tell you. On the surface Mormon folk looks like some good family people, but Mormons seem to get involved in some strange things.
A mormon will start a MLM.
As for as this dude, he seems like a cum stain. People are trying to look for that Laundrie kid right now so this might have to be put on the back burner again.
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