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re: Where can I get a freaking Elf right now?

Posted on 12/19/23 at 9:45 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53085 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 9:45 am to
Why don’t you give your kids a belt on the shelf instead


Grow a spine baw
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
3811 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 9:45 am to
Target. My kid asked me why they had some. I was like "DAMN!"
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
74062 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 9:45 am to
Doesnt the elf arrive after Thanksgiving

You are way past late on this

Might as well tell them the elf skipped them this year cause they were so wonderful he didnt need to check up on them

And that Santa will probably bring extra gifts
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26576 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 9:45 am to
I just told mine we don't let snitches in the house.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28834 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 9:45 am to
Get an action figure and dress it like an elf.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4267 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 9:49 am to
Take your kid to the mall to take pics with Santa.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3140 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 9:57 am to
Look at those $5.00 stores it won't be one with the book but they will have something that will work until your real one comes in that you ordered.
Posted by CO20
Member since Nov 2020
15 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 9:59 am to
Victoria's Toy Station if in BR. If not try local toy shops.
Posted by MintBerry Crunch
Member since Nov 2010
4860 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:02 am to
Tell your wife to frick off.

I told my kids we don't have an elf because Mom and Dad have a direct line to Santa.
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3278 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:04 am to
Just don't do it.... Hold firm. We did and kids are surviving.
Posted by PrawnMichaels
Member since Aug 2019
177 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:04 am to
Barnes and Noble for the win! Thanks, OT.
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
1586 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:05 am to
How much would you by mine for?
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4388 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:06 am to
I prefer Venus on my...nevermind
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2912 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:07 am to
What do Kwanzaa celebrating houses get? A Honkey on a Donkey?

Snoop on a Stoop. It’s real.
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3402 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:16 am to
I saw some in the WalMart on Seigen yesterday.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22920 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:16 am to
Barnes and noble has them
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
5627 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:25 am to
Barnes and noble
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11683 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:27 am to
The one we were gifted last year is in the landfill somewhere. Good luck!
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9655 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:28 am to
Amazon?
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
11875 posts
Posted on 12/19/23 at 10:30 am to
We don't have a elf on the shelf because we have a dad in the pad.
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