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When you have to get that blood out of the car NOW...Call Tony's...

Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:38 pm
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:38 pm


This is an actual Facebook page ad for a Chicago detail shop.

They don't ask questions.



Tony's Facebook page
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14143 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:39 pm to
uuuuhhhhhhh.... WTF. true definition of "cleaner".
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55464 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:40 pm to
Should be “The Wolf” Detail Shop.

The garage itself could be called dead…never mind.
This post was edited on 11/11/22 at 4:41 pm
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4504 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89863 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:41 pm to
"Starts at $200"???

Dude is undervaluing his services.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:42 pm to
Douse the blood in hydrogen peroxide or spray with AquaNet before it dries and you can easily clean it

Or so I hear
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51223 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65690 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:45 pm to
Shitcago
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41589 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:46 pm to
I might have to take a drive …
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162225 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:51 pm to
Probably wine stains and they probably staged it themselves to make a funny ad that might go viral
Posted by BarnabyJones
Member since Nov 2022
94 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:52 pm to
Is Tony a lanky white guy that uses the n word a lot?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90617 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:55 pm to
When you graduate from painting houses to detailing cars
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

"Starts at $200"???

Dude is undervaluing his services.
For real! That was the first thing I said.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27356 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Probably wine stains and they probably staged it themselves to make a funny ad that might go viral


Normally, I’d agree but this is in Chiraq. They are definitely trying to appeal to several demographics.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 5:04 pm to
That won't get rid of DNA, FWIW.
Posted by SeaBass23
VA
Member since Jul 2019
1586 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

That won't get rid of DNA, FWIW.


That’s why you have a couple of homeless folks throw a party in there before you clean it.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 5:26 pm to
Don't ask, don't tell*
































*Except for social media promotions.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57483 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 5:30 pm to
Prob a pretty lucrative business in Chicago
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11503 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

before it dries and you can easily clean it


I am amazed every time I find a new thing in the lab that can remove all traces of blood from anything...
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15609 posts
Posted on 11/11/22 at 5:38 pm to
I wish I had known about them years ago when I cut my hand and had to drive myself to the ER. Towel slipped off and blood got all over the seat.
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