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re: When you got married did you do so with the understanding that it was pretty much the end
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:14 pm to Dumpster Diver
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:14 pm to Dumpster Diver
We’ve been married for 30 years. I’m 53 and she is 51. Went from 4-5 times per week down to 2-3. 3 kids, 2 out of the house and 1 moving out in August.
Keep it fun. Not just the sex but life. We go everywhere together. Always trying to woo her. If you don’t put in the work you won’t get anything out of it.
My BIL complains that he only gets it once every 10 days or so. My SIL is 48. Same parents. Everyone is different.
Keep it fun. Not just the sex but life. We go everywhere together. Always trying to woo her. If you don’t put in the work you won’t get anything out of it.
My BIL complains that he only gets it once every 10 days or so. My SIL is 48. Same parents. Everyone is different.
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Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:15 pm to Dumpster Diver
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Married over a decade & it's still hot ?
Do you people actually believe your own BS ?
You are sad. I've been with my wife eight years and we still have an adventurous, passionate sex life. It's not unheard of.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:19 pm to Dumpster Diver
You sound like a child.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:19 pm to TigerBalsagna
Sounds about right. But wait another 10 years and lucky if once every month. In 20 years, you may be lucky once a year.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:21 pm to PUB
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But wait another 10 years and lucky if once every month. In 20 years, you may be lucky once a year.
Good lord.
I can only imagine what you look like and what your idea of romance and foreplay consist of. LOL
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:27 pm to Shexter
quote:I have to enter a random name for her in my contacts and not let anyone I know about her?
Serious advice: Never stop dating, even after you're married. Always treat her like a girlfriend.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:30 pm to Sun God
When did this become the incel board
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:34 pm to Dumpster Diver
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Dumpster Diver
Ignoring the fact that this is another stellar Dumpster Fire thread, the one degree rule applies in sexless marriages. You’re “off” one degree, don’t do anything about it for months and now your sex life is 1000 miles off course.
You have to talk about your sex life frequently, even when it’s good. Because when you realize it’s not good, it’s probably been that way for so long that it’s difficult to change.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:07 pm to Dumpster Diver
quote:Theres more options than missionary wife sex bro.
Doesn't it get boring with the same person for 15 years ? Kind of like going to the same place every night for dinner and having the same meal. Aren't you just kind of going through the motions at some point ?
Explore different parts of her body. Maybe ask her for a foot job or PIIHB, or ask her for a Portuguese breakfast or Cleveland steamer.
Mix it up a little
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:11 pm to Dumpster Diver
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Dumpster Diver
Sweet another incel alt
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:17 pm to Packer
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Ya'll marry some miserable shrews
Yall busting baws balls but there have been countless posters in countless threads saying how they have sex only a couple times a year. It's like a small case study and points to lots of near sexless marriages out there.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:17 pm to Dumpster Diver
Hmm, no one informed my wife (no pics) of this obviously.
Married 12 years and sex life has actually gotten better.
Married 12 years and sex life has actually gotten better.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:33 pm to TigerDat
A hysterectomy killed ours.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:36 pm to Dumpster Diver
found the retard
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:38 pm to Dumpster Diver
Married 51 years. Three kids, six grandkids, seven cats, one dog. We still go at it like teenagers, just (naturally) not as often. I'm 70, she's 69. And yes, it still self-lubricates. 
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:40 pm to Dumpster Diver
Refreshing thread..
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:41 pm to Dumpster Diver
Have you been watching me on camera for the last 30 years? This all feels so familiar.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:47 pm to Dumpster Diver
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That's just one of the things that scares the shite out of me regarding marriage.
You might want to be more concerned about your poor choices in life and your lack of being a real man.
20+ years of marriage and we have no problems.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 7:01 pm to Slippy
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Have you been watching me on camera for the last 30 years? This all feels so familiar.
Finally an honest response
Posted on 3/18/25 at 7:10 pm to Dumpster Diver
No.
My wife and I still frick like rabbits almost 5 years in. It helps that I didnt get fat.
My wife and I still frick like rabbits almost 5 years in. It helps that I didnt get fat.
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