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When you bring all the grocery bags inside in one trip

Posted on 10/23/21 at 12:46 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 12:46 pm
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36692 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 12:47 pm to
I ain’t no 2 trip bitch
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10568 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 12:49 pm to
My wife always gives me shite when I do, I just flex and grunt at her while I walk out and she puts it all away.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145156 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 12:49 pm to
people who are too poor for a valet who does that stuff for you
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155613 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 1:12 pm to
He dined at a first-floor dinner table, once positioned where he’s standing now, near the only remains of the four-bedroom home — fragments of the house’s cement foundation peeking out from overgrown grass.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21153 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

He dined at a first-floor dinner table, once positioned where he’s standing now, near the only remains of the four-bedroom home — fragments of the house’s cement foundation peeking out from overgrown grass.



I googled that to see what you were quoting. Ross Dellenger was meant to be a romance novelist.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

I googled that to see what you were quoting. Ross Dellenger was meant to be a romance novelist.


He's quoting me quoting Ross Dellenger.
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11502 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 1:36 pm to
They don't provide bags where I shop...
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64215 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

When you bring all the grocery bags inside in one trip


Wait is there some other way to bring groceries in?
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 1:42 pm to
I exercise my pinky every day to up my total bag count

There’s no feeling like strapping that bitch arse gallon of milk over my pinky and flexing that bitch all the way to da house

Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6372 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

They don't provide bags where I shop...


Are you bragging about shopping at ALDI?
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6841 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 3:11 pm to
Drives the wife crazy that I won't take 2 trips....
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64559 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

When you bring all the grocery bags inside in one trip


What’s this “when” bullshite?
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21569 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 3:26 pm to
My wife brings them in one trip.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

My wife always gives me shite when I do, I just flex and grunt at her while I walk out and she puts it all away.


quote:

AUbagman


Checks out
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 3:33 pm to
quote:


What’s this “when” bullshite?



It means when.

Are you retarded?
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10046 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 3:43 pm to
No Costco man ever did this.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4415 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 4:06 pm to
Humble-brag about being able to afford more than one bag of food.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12885 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 4:14 pm to
My chauffeur drops me off at restaurants in my chopper whenever I’m hungry.

But she insists on calling it a helicopter as she gazes at my midsection.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10677 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 4:16 pm to
Stacking them up to my elbow really makes my bicep vein pop
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