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When stump grinding turns into tree humping, you may have a problem
Posted on 11/19/20 at 5:02 am
Posted on 11/19/20 at 5:02 am
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Naugatuck police said they arrested a half dressed man for "humping trees," screaming, eating branches and assaulting officers. John Edward Fignar, 36, was charged with second-degree criminal trespass, second-degree breach of peace, interfering with an officer, and assault on a public safety officer. Police said they were sent to a backyard on Nov. 12 around 3 p.m. When they arrived, they said Fignar ran into a nearby house, which caused its residents to flee in fear.
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This guy looks knotty
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Posted on 11/19/20 at 5:08 am to arseinclarse
The dude had wood
Posted on 11/19/20 at 5:08 am to arseinclarse
So, he had a woodie.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 5:09 am to arseinclarse
Man that’s methed up
Posted on 11/19/20 at 5:11 am to foj1981
Second guess. 
Posted on 11/19/20 at 5:11 am to arseinclarse
I hope he checked for bees first. That could have been a problem
Posted on 11/19/20 at 5:19 am to Beessnax
He used to just cuddle bushes. It is good to see he is branching out.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 5:21 am to arseinclarse
Dumped his heavy tinder match only to get caught with a stump in someone’s backyard.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 5:28 am to arseinclarse
All those punches to the head messed Dan Henderson up pretty bad it seems.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:02 am to Soup Sammich
Is it in the report if the tree identifies as female or male ? Have to axe as you cannot assume.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:08 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:26 am to arseinclarse
How much wood would a meth head frick if a meth head could frick wood?
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 6:28 am
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:32 am to arseinclarse
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Naugatuck police said they arrested a half dressed man for "humping trees," screaming, eating branches and assaulting officers.
Found the problem. He was golden until this part.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:33 am to arseinclarse
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half dressed man for "humping trees," screaming, eating branches and assaulting officers
So a regular Wednesday for the average OT baller
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:38 am to tigerpimpbot
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humping trees," screaming, eating branches
Does this qualify as a threesome??
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:48 am to arseinclarse
Must be a mississippi state fan if he's into grinding.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:03 am to arseinclarse
Khabib is that you?
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:05 am to Beessnax
you kidding? he might have been looking to get stung - get it swollen bigger - for the tree's pleasure
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:13 am to arseinclarse
It's just the curl of the burl.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:15 am to Run up middle
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humping trees," screaming, eating branches
Does this qualify as a threesome??
Nope
It's a treesome
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