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re: When stump grinding turns into tree humping, you may have a problem

Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:16 am to
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23992 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:16 am to
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Is it in the report if the tree identifies as female or male ? Have to axe as you cannot assume.


Many species are both. This leaves one wondering if it was a male maple, however.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12393 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:20 am to
Just trying to get his acorns off.
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
3994 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:03 am to
very active Timber profile
Posted by tigburls
Member since Feb 2010
543 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:17 am to
Anyone with a variation of John Edward in their name is obviously a mouth breather.
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 8:20 am
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:20 am to
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say drugs were involved
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19189 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:21 am to
That is the perfect "Sorry for partying" face.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62744 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:24 am to
Was he humping trees like this?


Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49573 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 9:00 am to
Fleshlight don't have splinters. Old boy must have had a raging boner.
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8811 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 9:08 am to
Looks like a cleaner version of West Bank Popeye.
Posted by reveille
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
1197 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 10:07 am to
baw took those wood pound memes literally!
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 10:08 am
Posted by Sea Hoss
North Alabama
Member since Jul 2013
849 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 10:31 am to
Oh, my bad. I thought you said stump buster not slump buster
Posted by covlatiger
Member since Feb 2006
2321 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 10:45 am to
quote:

When they arrived, they said Fignar ran into a nearby house, which caused its residents to flee in fear.


After seeing what he did to the trees, I guess they felt that they just had to ‘leave’!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53787 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:11 am to
It is all fun and games until you stick your dick in a woodpecker's hole and come out with a new piercing.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31077 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:38 am to
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Does this qualify as a threesome??


I would say it qualifies as a "treesome".

ETA: dammit...was beat to that one.

Someone already tried to use it...but I bet they met on Tinder.
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 11:40 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65568 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:40 am to
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John Edward Fignar
Dem trees done been Fignar banged.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31077 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:40 am to
Witnesses say the tree was resisting, but the man wouldn't leaf.
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 11:41 am
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31077 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:41 am to
quote:

trees


wood
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57868 posts
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:46 am to
When asked why he raped a tree, he said,” she’s a birch!”
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