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When putting a cork in it goes wrong (possible NSFW)

Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:01 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:01 pm
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Cork removed from woman’s vagina after botched sex play — 3½ years later


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A Serbian woman was left incontinent after putting a cork in her vagina during a sex game — and then leaving it in for a shocking 3½ years.

A case study detailing the freak accident was published recently in the journal of “Pediatric and Adolescent Gynecology.”

The wince-worthy incident occurred after the unnamed 19-year-old inserted the stopper from a bottle of hairspray in a “state of impaired judgment during sexual intercourse,” per the report.

After an initial attempt to uncork herself was unsuccessful, the gal decided to leave the foreign body in place.


New York Post

Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
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Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:02 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/14/23 at 10:35 am
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
13909 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:03 pm to
What hair spray has a cork?

:kinky:
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2515 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:04 pm to
Think of all the tampon $ she saved!
Posted by Tusksup
Sheridan, AR
Member since Feb 2023
1520 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:05 pm to
No way that wasn't uncomfortable.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28523 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:06 pm to
Sex toys are like surgical instruments/sponges, they get counted in and counted out, and if the number doesn't match you damn well better make it match.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189124 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:07 pm to
I think its safe to say everything you post is NSFW
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49088 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:09 pm to
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19-year-old
wow..when I read "serbian" I assume 45 and older. I don't know why
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
41379 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:10 pm to
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After an initial attempt to uncork herself was unsuccessful, the gal decided to leave the foreign body in place.

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68222 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

A case study detailing the freak accident was published recently in the journal of “Pediatric and Adolescent Gynecology.”


Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69145 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:12 pm to
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I think its safe to say everything you post is NSFW


I understand when others mistake me for the perverted Darth. But I’m insulted you, of all people, a fellow old timer, would still mistake me for anyone.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70297 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:21 pm to
She tasted like cork….

Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
22462 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:21 pm to
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Sex toys are like surgical instruments/sponges, they get counted in and counted out, and if the number doesn't match you damn well better make it match.


Bruh, what the hell. How often are you losing things? I can’t think of a time I’ve left something in. I mean I guess in an orgy it could get crazy like that, but you shouldn’t be losing stuff in an arse and im not sure how a women can have something in the vagina and not know it?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66553 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:22 pm to
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putting a cork in her vagina during a sex game

Am I the only one left wanting more info about this......game?

Is it something like Pin the Tail on the Donkey?
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28274 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:25 pm to
I wonder what the Cork smelled like when it was pulled out?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18646 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:27 pm to
Was the cork still usable?
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
31191 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:31 pm to
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3½ years later

Socialized medicine. Shes lucky they worked her in that quickly
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69145 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:32 pm to
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I wonder what the Cork smelled like when it was pulled out?


I’m going to go out on a limb and say it smelled a lot like pussy.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7750 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:34 pm to
Let me guess. You were doing research on Serbian gals for your next photos thread.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69145 posts
Posted on 4/3/23 at 9:35 pm to
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Was the cork still usable?


Post like this are what keeps my faith in the OT alive.
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