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re: When does sex "count" for a woman?
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:46 pm to The Funnie Five
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:46 pm to The Funnie Five
If a penis entered her mouth, pussy, or arse, it counts.
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Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:46 pm to The Funnie Five
Can't turn a ho into a housewife
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:47 pm to VADawg
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Can't turn a ho into a housewife
every housewife begins with ho?
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:48 pm to The Funnie Five
They should come from the factory with a counter, similar to an odometer, installed just below the belly button, or maybe on their forehead. Otherwise who knows.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:49 pm to VADawg
But Ive turned a few housewives into hos.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:50 pm to teke184
"Honey it's too late to turn around, just have to go straight for 20 or so minutes."
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:52 pm to Tester1216
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Rest assured, I don't stick anything in dusty old women.
I like a little patina on my precious metals
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:53 pm to ZappBrannigan
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"Honey it's too late to turn around, just have to go straight for 20 or so minutes."
Subtle "I can go 20 minutes" brag.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:53 pm to The Funnie Five
Holy cow the OP is the funniest shite I've read in awhile. Dump that bitch she's a ho fo sho.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:55 pm to The Funnie Five
I know 0 girls who would say any of those whorey examples "don't count".
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:55 pm to miamitiger
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I like a little patina on my precious metals
Except it's coppery green
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:57 pm to X123F45
Jeez, dude this is all fun and games, are your feelings that hurt?
Posted on 3/20/19 at 1:01 pm to The Funnie Five
Think how much better off humans would be if we reproduced asexually like sponges and it was all men
Posted on 3/20/19 at 1:01 pm to Tester1216
Aren’t you like over 40? You don’t really count as a woman tbh
Posted on 3/20/19 at 1:02 pm to Jester
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If a penis entered her mouth, pussy, or arse, it counts.
should count double
Posted on 3/20/19 at 1:02 pm to Tester1216
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Jeez, dude this is all fun and games, are your feelings that hurt?
Posted on 3/20/19 at 1:03 pm to LCA131
Like your old arse could Posted on 3/20/19 at 1:04 pm to Tester1216
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Like your old arse could
Could what?
Posted on 3/20/19 at 1:05 pm to LCA131
: rotflmao :
Also, what you tell me is personal and crude not to mention you inject IRL things that you've think you know and deliberately try to cause drama outside of here for me and for others. That's my issue with you.
Also, what you tell me is personal and crude not to mention you inject IRL things that you've think you know and deliberately try to cause drama outside of here for me and for others. That's my issue with you.
This post was edited on 3/20/19 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 3/20/19 at 1:06 pm to Evil Little Thing
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This isn’t how vaginas work. Is a woman who banged 20 guys one time each going to be more stretched out than a woman who banged one guy 1000 times?
I never understood how people dont get this. Some women after kids are tighter than some virgins. Mostly it’s biological.
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