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When does sex "count" for a woman?

Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:59 am
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:59 am
Talk to any girl you know who would be comfortable enough disclosing her sex partner count with you.

Most of them will give you a number.

However if you probe them, it turns out the number isn't all encompassing and is a low-ball.

The foreign overseas dick she got from Giovanni in Italy, Heinrich in Germany and Jean Luc in France when she studied abroad in Europe that one semester? "I didn't even know them, it doesn't count, it was just casual sex and kind of just happened, they were overseas in another country, it didn't mean anything"

The sex she had in a nightclub bathroom with some random guy she didn't even know the name of? "It just kind of happened, I didn't even know his name, we were drunk, it doesn't count"

The sex she had with the fraternity president at a mixer in college? "I was too drunk to even remember that, it doesn't count"

The times she hooked up with Chad from the beer league co-ed sand volleyball team? "We were not actually together, we just had casual sex with each other a few times, we weren't boyfriend and girlfriend, it doesn't count"

The guy she fricked in her hotel suite from the casino bar in Las Vegas at her girlfriend's Bachelorette Party? "Just was a one night stand, everyone else in our group was trying to hook up with a guy that night, it doesn't count"

The sex she had with her boss or manager at work to try and get ahead in her career? "That doesn't count, it was simply an exchange of services"

The early sex she had in high school with her first real boyfriend? "We were young and stupid and didn't know what we were doing, it wasn't real sex"

Well turns out the number she is giving you is a low low estimate of her true number of sex partners, because all of these instances "Don't count, you see. It was meaningless sex, it didn't mean anything, it all just kind of happened"

So when does it actually count? Because (despite what women and feminists tell you), partner count matters when it comes to a man selecting a mate for long term relationship or marriage. The more dicks she has seen, the less effect pair bonding chemicals released during sex will have an effect on her. I've always liked the tape analogy. A fresh piece of scotch tape will stick to anything. But stick it to something and peel it away several times and it no longer sticks. That's the equivalent to a girl who has seen a lot of dicks, she won't be able to stick to a long term partner.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:00 am to
Quit dating whores.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:00 am to
quote:

When does sex "count" for a woman?

When she can use it to be a victim
Posted by Fonzarelli
Dallas
Member since Jan 2015
4103 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:01 am to
What did she do to you man?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:01 am to
Never ask a question you're not prepared to hear the answer to.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:01 am to
This is a extremely long melt. Sorry you found out her real number.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:02 am to
No one is reading all of that, Nugget
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
34329 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:02 am to
The better question is why does the count matter to you?
This post was edited on 3/20/19 at 10:03 am
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:02 am to
Honestly, who fricking cares? If you're bothered by what your SO did in her sex life prior to meeting you, that's a you problem.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45503 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:03 am to
quote:

The sex she had with the fraternity president at a mixer in college? "I was too drunk to even remember that, it doesn't count"


That's rape. I've forwarded this thread to F King.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16045 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:04 am to
Women rationalize everything to their benefit. It's just the way it is.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:04 am to
There have been some real incel threads on the OT lately
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34717 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:04 am to
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2331 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:04 am to
Bruh, so sorry that your girl finally came clean with her "Count."
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:05 am to
quote:

There have been some real incel threads on the OT lately


Yeah and yesterday was cuck day. Solo honeymoons and walking in on your wife getting plowed.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:05 am to
quote:

The foreign overseas dick she got from Giovanni in Italy, Heinrich in Germany and Jean Luc in France when she studied abroad in Europe that one semester? "I didn't even know them, it doesn't count, it was just casual sex and kind of just happened, they were overseas in another country, it didn't mean anything" The sex she had in a nightclub bathroom with some random guy she didn't even know the name of? "It just kind of happened, I didn't even know his name, we were drunk, it doesn't count" The sex she had with the fraternity president at a mixer in college? "I was too drunk to even remember that, it doesn't count" The times she hooked up with Chad from the beer league co-ed sand volleyball team? "We were not actually together, we just had casual sex with each other a few times, we weren't boyfriend and girlfriend, it doesn't count" The guy she fricked in her hotel suite from the casino bar in Las Vegas at her girlfriend's Bachelorette Party? "Just was a one night stand, everyone else in our group was trying to hook up with a guy that night, it doesn't count" The sex she had with her boss or manager at work to try and get ahead in her career? "That doesn't count, it was simply an exchange of services" The early sex she had in high school with her first real boyfriend? "We were young and stupid and didn't know what we were doing, it wasn't real sex"


You should probably do a better job of not dating whores.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:05 am to
quote:

If you're bothered by what your SO did in her sex life prior to meeting you, that's a you problem.




It is a you problem, but that isn't to say it isn't valid. The number of sex partners before marriage is strongly correlated with divorce rates.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:06 am to
Dont ask a question if you cant handle the worst possible answer. Enjoy the sex and let it go
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38306 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:07 am to
Chris Rock had a good bit about this...

quote:

If you ask a woman how many guys she fricked, she’s not gonna tell you how many guys she fricked. She’ll tell you how many boyfriends she had. ‘Cause women only count their boyfriends. That’s right, they don’t count all those miscellaneous dicks they had. That guy they met at the club … The guy they fricked in the club that night, or that time they fricked Bobby Brown! The guy they fricked in Jamaica: “That’s another country, it doesn’t count!” “I thought we were just talking about domestic dicks!”



Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11909 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:07 am to
Why couldn’t you just stay away in banland Nugget? You’ve got to be one of the most insecure men I’ve ever heard of.
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