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re: When does sex "count" for a woman?

Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46207 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:19 pm to
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.be better off just telling him what you need

I'm too old to be with someone who can't take a little direction.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:19 pm to
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BellaTigre18



So, what's your count??
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:20 pm to
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I’ve seen your pics, rest assured that stranger wouldn’t be you.


Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:21 pm to
If I told y’all, you wouldn’t believe it so I’ll just leave it at that.
This post was edited on 3/20/19 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:22 pm to
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I'm too old to be with someone who can't take a little direction. 


You women should come with a map.





Not that we would read it; but still.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105146 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:25 pm to
Imagine how bad GPS directions would be coming from your phone.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:26 pm to
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If I told y’all, you wouldn’t believe it so I’ll just leave it at that.



We will tell you, if you tell us. Call it an initiation into the boys club. I know you want to.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:27 pm to
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Imagine how bad GPS directions would be coming from your phone.





GPS: Use index finger on clit.

Men: Where's the fricking clit?!!
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105146 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:27 pm to
I guess it is a count of how many digits.

Two? Three? Four? The whole fist?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105146 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:28 pm to
I’m thinking about gals who insist on doing it in the dark resulting in an accidental southern trespass.

“Warning, off the scheduled route. Recalculating.”
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:30 pm to
I picture Bella dancing to She's A Brick House in between her posts.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:36 pm to
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I'm too old to be with someone who can't take a little direction.


it's more fun to find out by experimenting...unless the guy is clueless
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:37 pm to
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I’ve seen your pics, rest assured that stranger wouldn’t be you.




Rest assured, I don't stick anything in dusty old women.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:37 pm to
What, why?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:38 pm to
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Rest assured, I don't stick anything in dusty old women.


Whew, dodge a bullet there.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143780 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:40 pm to
Isn’t this a Chris rock skit
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30933 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:41 pm to
36

In a row?
This post was edited on 3/20/19 at 12:42 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105146 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:42 pm to
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Hey, hey you! Come back here!
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16791 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:44 pm to
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partner count matters when it comes to a man selecting a mate for long term relationship or marriage. The more dicks she has seen, the less effect pair bonding chemicals released during sex will have an effect on her.


Is this pair bonding chemicals the new stupid arse Christian pseudo science garbage buzzword?


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