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re: When a Virgin is Not Really a Virgin
Posted on 11/17/18 at 5:43 am to DevilDogTiger
Posted on 11/17/18 at 5:43 am to DevilDogTiger
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7’ tongue
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Posted on 11/17/18 at 8:10 am to ksayetiger
I have a friend who’s about 35 who is dating a black Jordanian Muslim who is about the same age. She is a ‘virgin’ but will do oral and take anal. Very perplexing.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 8:13 am to vol-boy
I never understand why women have sex before marriage. It’s not like they can have orgasms
Posted on 11/17/18 at 8:35 am to el Gaucho
Pretty well known fact that around 75% of women can only orgasm through some kind of stimulation other than intercourse hence the proliferation of lesbians/bi-sexuals. Women in general have mastered the art of cunnilingus.
If you happen to find one in the 25% you better hang on to her.
If you happen to find one in the 25% you better hang on to her.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 8:51 am to vol-boy
Lot of porn recently with church girls taking it up the arse but still “virgins”
Posted on 11/17/18 at 8:52 am to vol-boy
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If you happen to find one in the 25% you better hang on to her.
Not a downtown-kinda baw, huh?
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:03 am to el Gaucho
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I never understand why women have sex before marriage. It’s not like they can have orgasms
It’s the only tool they have to make friends.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 10:07 am to Choctaw
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I knew a girl who did the same thing....except it was anal not oral
Late '90s/early 2000s, when Adam Carolla and Dr Drew were doing Love Line on Sunday nights ...
Some girl in her late teens was explaining the rationale behind (no pun intended) allowing anal sex but still holding on to her "virginity." Adam goes nuts and launched to one of his diatribes. It ended something like this :
So listen, sweetheart ... If you're having anal sex, or even oral sex, you're not a virgin. If you allow a guy to stick his penis in your ear ... Guess what? NOT A VIRGIN! Stop fooling yourselves ladies!
Posted on 11/17/18 at 11:39 am to TexasTiger1984
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I have a friend who’s about 35 who is dating a black Jordanian Muslim
Why?
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:13 pm to vol-boy
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you happen to find one in the 25% you better hang on to her.
Conversely, if you find one in the 75%, figure out what you are doing wrong.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 1:39 pm to vol-boy
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If you happen to find one in the 25% you better hang on to her.
Hang on to her and enjoy her for a bit. You don't want to marry a chick that gets turned on every time you go over a speed bump. Its impossible to keep that from running around.
Better to find one that is damn near impossible to get off and figure out the key to the lock. Once you have made the key... she is yours.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 1:45 pm to vol-boy
So your tongue is bigger than John holmes dick?
Posted on 11/17/18 at 2:14 pm to vol-boy
I’m still suspicious of the Virgin Mary. I can’t believe Joseph fell for that.
Mary: I have something to tell you
Joseph: You can tell me anything honey.
Mary: I’m pregnant
Joseph: You cheating whore! We haven’t even banged yet and you claimed to be a virgin!
Mary: It’s not like that Joe! You have to believe me!
Joseph: Well who is this guy that you are cheating on me with? I’m gonna go kick this guy’s arse!
Mary: The father is God himself.
Joseph: oh. It’s all good. I definitely believe you. Out of curiousity, how big of a dick does He have?
Mary: I have something to tell you
Joseph: You can tell me anything honey.
Mary: I’m pregnant
Joseph: You cheating whore! We haven’t even banged yet and you claimed to be a virgin!
Mary: It’s not like that Joe! You have to believe me!
Joseph: Well who is this guy that you are cheating on me with? I’m gonna go kick this guy’s arse!
Mary: The father is God himself.
Joseph: oh. It’s all good. I definitely believe you. Out of curiousity, how big of a dick does He have?
Posted on 11/17/18 at 2:57 pm to vol-boy
I dated a chick that loved to give bjs, they were great. She wouldn’t screw because she said she wasn’t trashy. Geez
Posted on 11/17/18 at 4:34 pm to STLDawg
Hand jobs count?????
If you jerk off, did you pop your own cherry???????
And you got a dude of so you're also gay!!!!
If you jerk off, did you pop your own cherry???????
And you got a dude of so you're also gay!!!!
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