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When a Virgin is Not Really a Virgin
Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:31 pm
Dated a women back in the day that was strictly into oral sex. Found out later that she went around telling all her girlfriends she was a virgin and saving herself for marriage. I still wonder what her husband thought when he found out her hymen was already destroyed.
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Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:32 pm to vol-boy
Who wants a virgin?
Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:33 pm to vol-boy
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strictly into oral
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her hymen was already destroyed.
How long is your dick?
Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:35 pm to vol-boy
You have a very weird tongue
Seek the advice of a licensed physician as soon as possible
Seek the advice of a licensed physician as soon as possible
Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:35 pm to OysterPoBoy
Or was OP injecting his tongue with HGH?
Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:42 pm to vol-boy
What about a woman that’s a virgin but rides a 10 inch dildo every other night. That hymen ain’t intact.
Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:42 pm to jflsufan
Then why not just enjoy a real man?
Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:46 pm to OysterPoBoy
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How long is your dick?
7’ tongue
Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:47 pm to vol-boy
Once she gets the hot beef injection.
Posted on 11/16/18 at 10:29 pm to Tester1216
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Then why not just enjoy a real man?
Maybe she is shy and reclusive kind of like Adrian from Rocky when he found her. She wants to find a man but doesn’t know how and doesn’t have any confidence in herself. But there is that desire that she must quench. So she goes on Adam and Eve and orders herself a toy to be discretely delivered to her front door.
Posted on 11/16/18 at 10:40 pm to jflsufan
Well that’s just silly.
Posted on 11/16/18 at 10:56 pm to Tester1216
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Well that’s just silly.
Ok.
Posted on 11/16/18 at 11:04 pm to Tester1216
I’m sure some feminists could rattle off 20 reason why dildos are better than a real man..
I’m just imagining how little stress I would have if I would have just stuck with exclusively using a flesh light.
I’m just imagining how little stress I would have if I would have just stuck with exclusively using a flesh light.
Posted on 11/16/18 at 11:07 pm to B2 Bomber
I suppose but why would a virgin exclusively use a that? Why not the real deal?
Posted on 11/16/18 at 11:12 pm to Tester1216
Because people a crazy and will do anything they can to justify things being a certain way. Especially if they come from a super religious family that would stone her because she is no longer a “virgin”. Didn’t everyone hear about the girl in HS who would let come in the backdoor but the front was bolted shut? So backward and only done that way because they feel less shame.
Puns intended
Puns intended
Posted on 11/16/18 at 11:22 pm to vol-boy
My rule has been if you gotten someone off, or attempted to, you aren’t a virgin regardless of orifice.
Posted on 11/16/18 at 11:59 pm to vol-boy
I knew a girl that did the same thing....except it was anal not oral
Posted on 11/17/18 at 2:19 am to vol-boy
A tale as old as time...
Posted on 11/17/18 at 3:04 am to STLDawg
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My rule has been if you gotten someone off, or attempted to, you aren’t a virgin regardless of orifice.
Does a handy from either party nullify virginity in your example?
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