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Posted on 12/20/21 at 6:45 am to WestCoastAg
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we go through so much goddamn toilet paper
I wish I could give multiple upvotes.
And I have to buy more, bc if I let her do it she'll buy the thinnest scratchiest TP they make
Posted on 12/20/21 at 6:50 am to cbree88
Thinking I can read her mind, then getting pissed at me when I don’t do it.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 6:53 am to cbree88
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My girlfriend is one of those people who is consistently 30 or 40 minutes late for everything.
So, once a month for an hour you’re as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 7:39 am to Hangover Haven
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My wife takes off her shoes and they’ll sit where ever she does it for a couple of days…
This and earrings.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 7:54 am to slacker130
If there is more than just me in a room say my name when you need to ask me something. Specially when you were just talking to the other person.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 8:26 am to cbree88
Wife never takes my advice. Like, ever. For instance, she's a school teacher and our kids attend the same school she teaches at. One of my daughter's and another staff member's daughter were bickering and my wife wanted to contact the parent. I told her to let it go. She kept on and ended up contacting the parent regardless. Started a whole shite show where my wife was called into administration. Afterwards, she's complaining about it and I just stare at her and she said "Yeah, I know...should have listened to you".
She also leaves food out and if I don't put it back, it will spoil. It will literally sit out all night.
On the plus side, she does want sex every day, and she's into women...so it's a fair trade off.
She also leaves food out and if I don't put it back, it will spoil. It will literally sit out all night.
On the plus side, she does want sex every day, and she's into women...so it's a fair trade off.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 8:27 am to cheobode
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On the plus side, she does want sex every day, and she's into women...so it's a fair trade off.
Be careful what you wish for.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 8:27 am to WestCoastAg
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we go through so much goddamn toilet paper
Try living with three females. I can go through a six pack of TP in about a month. It takes them three days.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 8:28 am to tiggerthetooth
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Be careful what you wish for.
She enjoys the male anatomy too much for her to leave me for another woman.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 8:30 am to WestCoastAg
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we go through so much goddamn toilet paper
This shite drives me up the damn wall!! We have no kids but we run through TP like we are the damn brady bunch.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 8:39 am to cbree88
Talking to me specifically during the middle of an explanation of a penalty, controversial call, or something along those lines, then getting really upset when I don’t hear her.
This post was edited on 12/20/21 at 8:55 am
Posted on 12/20/21 at 8:45 am to cbree88
-Mine talks a lot and repeats herself constantly. She will tell me the same thing 3 times in one conversation.
-leaves every light on in the house.
-will use up all the TP and not replace it when there is a new roll right next to the toilet. She leaves the cardboard piece hanging on the holder.
-leaves every light on in the house.
-will use up all the TP and not replace it when there is a new roll right next to the toilet. She leaves the cardboard piece hanging on the holder.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 8:48 am to phutureisyic
She's has many, but her failure to recognize the extraordinary level of my intelligence is at the top.
And my modesty.
And my modesty.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:07 am to cbree88
Whenever she decides she wants to fix something in the house/hang a picture or something like that she leaves my tools laying around wherever she was working.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:09 am to LCA131
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her failure to recognize the extraordinary level of my intelligence is at the top.
And my modesty.
are we married to the same wife?
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:11 am to cbree88
Adjusting the damn thermostat in my apartment without telling me.
This past weekend was pretty warm by ATL standards but still down in the 50's at night. I wake up early Saturday morning and my place is damn freezing. She got up in the middle of the night and turned the thermostat down to 65. I'm like bitch, open a damn window or the back door for fricks sake. That's a good $6 in energy costs right there... in December to boot.
This past weekend was pretty warm by ATL standards but still down in the 50's at night. I wake up early Saturday morning and my place is damn freezing. She got up in the middle of the night and turned the thermostat down to 65. I'm like bitch, open a damn window or the back door for fricks sake. That's a good $6 in energy costs right there... in December to boot.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:12 am to cbree88
asking dumbass questions she knows, or should know, i don't know the answers to.
e.g. "what's on those ipads they're looking at on the sidelines?" how tf am i supposed to know what dak prescott is looking at on a damn ipad on the sideline?
"hey, i just smelled something bad outside, where do you think it's coming from?" i didn't even smell it, how tf am i supposed to know?!
e.g. "what's on those ipads they're looking at on the sidelines?" how tf am i supposed to know what dak prescott is looking at on a damn ipad on the sideline?
"hey, i just smelled something bad outside, where do you think it's coming from?" i didn't even smell it, how tf am i supposed to know?!
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:29 am to cbree88
3 alarms every morning. 1 a half hour before she gets up. One 15 minutes then the main alarm.
I don't use an alarm so it's annoying.
I don't use an alarm so it's annoying.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:32 am to cbree88
Jesus I can identify with every single post in this thread. Which is why I'm 38, never married, and still fricking with Bumble and Hinge
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