re: What's your most insane company party?

My favorite was the year I saw and felt a set of titties at a party.

Wifes office had a little party and it just so happened that one of the women had gotten a boob job a few months before. My wife was the only one who she told. The lady had been telling the others that she was just wearing better bras, etc.

My wife and I end up with her and five other women in a back office so that this woman could show her boobs and we could "judge" if they were fake or not. Of course the opinions were all in that they were fake, but then I was asked to touch them to see what I thought.
Good times 20 years ago.

I worked for a casino in the mid to late 90's in the Chicagoland area. Our pavilion had 3 large event rooms. Christmas season was always booked for company parties. The casino would give very discounted rates for the rooms providing catering, bars, music, photography, videography, anything the customer needed. Hoping the party goers would head to casino after the party.

Had a large law firm take up all three spaces around 300 people employees and clients. Everything was great, partners thanking everyone for all the hard work etc. About an hour into the party the DJ started playing dance music and people started dancing. The videographer was getting all the action. Around the 2.5 hour mark the DJ played a line dancing song, so all the women kicked off their heels to participate. A gorgeous brunette was up front and center dancing great. Twirling and clapping her hands.Then something dropped from her backside. This yellow thing was out in the open and another woman dancing by stepped on it and went right to the floor. This caused some commotion with folks trying to help her up. DJ brought the lights up, and there was the yellow object. The brunette bolted over to the yellow thing and scooped it up like a shortstop and bolted out the door shoeless. The videographer did a outstanding job capturing it all. The audio was great with a woman gasping in the background "OH God that's a butt plug".
The woman who stepped on the plug tore ligaments in her foot/ankle and of course sued us and the law firm for damages.According to our Risk Manager the gorgeous brunette could not be identified but was thought to be a date of junior partner(also unidentified). Was a interesting couple of months while it got sorted out. Also got 3 state troopers on our property reassigned after they were caught viewing the video.
Kept having the parties even after being sued, revenue was really good on those nights.

My bosses daughter at the X-Mas party approached me and whispered in my ear..."I'm on the pill". Away we went to the downstairs bathroom. We were both in high school and worked at a grocery store her dad owned. Had no idea she had the hots for me. The alcohol I'm sure played a part.

Safety man showed up with 4 strippers and a pocket full of cocaine. For a couple hundred bucks you had a hell of a party.

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insane

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Is it really ‘insane’, or would other adjectives work better for what you are trying to communicate?

Did the party lose its mind / sanity?

So you’re in oilfield services I take it? Lol

It's not.

Enron, circa 2003?

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I'd used about $40 at the most, just to look like I am using that money and keep the rest. Take $100 and go to the blackjack table, bet $25 and as soon as I get up over the $100 cash out to make some of the $40 I spent on the strippers then find away to flip it to make that money back while still using what you made off of it to make more money.

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You are fricking retarded.