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What's your go-to patented move when pleasing the ladies?
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:52 pm
Mine is called the atomic bomb. Works every time.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:54 pm to tigerpimpbot
You have a name for it?
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:54 pm to PatrickBeetmen
"Accidentally" leave my safe door open so they can see the pile of cash in there. Genital humidity reaches 100%.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:54 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Lift the hood and then change the oil
Works every time
Works every time
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:54 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Roofie followed by a Broofie
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:55 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Unzip my pants and flop it on the table. They always skip dessert.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:55 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Roofie followed by a Broofie
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:55 pm to upgrayedd
"The humidifier" I like it!
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:57 pm to ScopeCreep
"The ole monster flop!"
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Unzip my pants and flop it on the table. They always skip dessert.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:57 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I call it "paying the bills" and it gets her super wet.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:58 pm to OysterPoBoy
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The swirl
How does this work?
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:58 pm to OysterPoBoy
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The swirl.
I'm a counter clockwise kinda guy.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:01 pm to SCLibertarian
The "slurpee" usually does the trick too. I had this girl I called kitty cat Cathy who loved it.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:01 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I never had any moves, but my friend Jerry taught me a good one. He prefers to finish it with a clockwise swirl, but I go counter-clockwise.
ETA: Damnit, Oyster.
ETA: Damnit, Oyster.
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:02 pm to PatrickBeetmen
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"The humidifier" I like it!
It was originally called the "Legal Tinder" move, but I might change it now.
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