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What's your go-to patented move when pleasing the ladies?

Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:52 pm
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:52 pm
Mine is called the atomic bomb. Works every time.
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:53 pm to
Leaving.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69240 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:53 pm to
I stop short
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:54 pm to
You have a name for it?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:54 pm to
"Accidentally" leave my safe door open so they can see the pile of cash in there. Genital humidity reaches 100%.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:54 pm to
Lift the hood and then change the oil

Works every time
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:54 pm to
Chloroform
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:54 pm to
Roofie followed by a Broofie
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45542 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:55 pm to
The swirl.
Posted by ScopeCreep
In the thick
Member since Jul 2016
695 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:55 pm to
Unzip my pants and flop it on the table. They always skip dessert.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151561 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:55 pm to
Roofie followed by a Broofie
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:55 pm to
"The humidifier" I like it!
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:57 pm to
"The ole monster flop!"
quote:

Unzip my pants and flop it on the table. They always skip dessert.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5192 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:57 pm to
I call it "paying the bills" and it gets her super wet.
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:58 pm to
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The swirl

How does this work?
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

The swirl.


I'm a counter clockwise kinda guy.

Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42670 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:01 pm to
The "slurpee" usually does the trick too. I had this girl I called kitty cat Cathy who loved it.
Posted by THRILLHO
Old Metairie near Cleary
Member since Apr 2006
50506 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:01 pm to
I never had any moves, but my friend Jerry taught me a good one. He prefers to finish it with a clockwise swirl, but I go counter-clockwise.

ETA: Damnit, Oyster.
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 3:02 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:02 pm to
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"The humidifier" I like it!

It was originally called the "Legal Tinder" move, but I might change it now.
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